School days
Mandy: Wow Gretchen, are you wearing a catholic school girl outfit?
Gretchen: I sure am! I heard you were going back to school, so I thought I would help you get into the spirit of things.
M: Well, thanks Gretchen, I think. Um…ya…So, what did you think of the last episode of Lost?
G: Oh Ma God! So much happened! I loved it. But Locke looked kinda yucky in that coffin. Ugh…
M: Ya, not at all like what he was in the orchid station. But it did show that he was still a good man by trying to save that creep Keamy. However, that wasn’t nearly as creepy as Hurley playing chess with Mr. Echo. That was just a little disturbing.
G: I know. I think he just needs a girl. Desmond did…and he found Penny…made me want to cry.
M: Ya, me too. Hey, now that Jack and Kate are off the island, do you think Sawyer and Juliet will get together?
G: God, I hope so. That would just break Kate’s heart and then she would get so depressed she would be angry and disagreeable and push Jack away and then he would be depressed and have to go to the doctor’s where I would be a candy striper and he would see me and his eyes would pierce my soul and he would know that I was a good, kind person and he would take my hand and there would be an instant heat…an electrical pull, if you will, that would form and impenetrable bond between us that would span time and space…*sigh* Is it a little warm in here?
M: Um, I don’t know, but whatever you do, please just keep your clothes on. Speaking of clothes, where did you get a catholic school girl outfit?
G: I just had it lying around…By the way, will you take a picture of me in it. I have someone I want to send it to.
M: Gretchen, Matthew Fox’s restraining order prohibits you from sending photos to him.
G: Oh right. Never mind.
Gretchen: I sure am! I heard you were going back to school, so I thought I would help you get into the spirit of things.
M: Well, thanks Gretchen, I think. Um…ya…So, what did you think of the last episode of Lost?
G: Oh Ma God! So much happened! I loved it. But Locke looked kinda yucky in that coffin. Ugh…
M: Ya, not at all like what he was in the orchid station. But it did show that he was still a good man by trying to save that creep Keamy. However, that wasn’t nearly as creepy as Hurley playing chess with Mr. Echo. That was just a little disturbing.
G: I know. I think he just needs a girl. Desmond did…and he found Penny…made me want to cry.
M: Ya, me too. Hey, now that Jack and Kate are off the island, do you think Sawyer and Juliet will get together?
G: God, I hope so. That would just break Kate’s heart and then she would get so depressed she would be angry and disagreeable and push Jack away and then he would be depressed and have to go to the doctor’s where I would be a candy striper and he would see me and his eyes would pierce my soul and he would know that I was a good, kind person and he would take my hand and there would be an instant heat…an electrical pull, if you will, that would form and impenetrable bond between us that would span time and space…*sigh* Is it a little warm in here?
M: Um, I don’t know, but whatever you do, please just keep your clothes on. Speaking of clothes, where did you get a catholic school girl outfit?
G: I just had it lying around…By the way, will you take a picture of me in it. I have someone I want to send it to.
M: Gretchen, Matthew Fox’s restraining order prohibits you from sending photos to him.
G: Oh right. Never mind.