Lost Conversation
For those who have not seen the episode, beware of spoilers:
Mandy: Well hey there Gretchen! What’s with the cotton in your ears. Do you have an ear infection?
Gretchen: What!?! Oh sorry, I couldn’t hear you with this cotton in my ears.
M: Ya, what’s up with that?
G: After last night’s Lost episode, I am so worried about a sonic blaring fence making blood spurt out of my ears like a fountain.
M: Ya, that was pretty graphic in a Saturday Night Live sort of way. I don’t think that they have those just lying around everywhere. What did you think about the big Clair reveal?
G: I think we all knew what it was, but I totally had my doubts at the first flash back. I mean, there is her mom, lying on the ground, possibly dead! Totally makes you wonder how that could have happened before Christen Shepherd showed up drunk with Ana Lucia at her mom’s door. But then you find out about her sister and it totally makes sense!
M: I know. And I am glad that Clair now better understands Charlie. That’s good news.
G: Ya, but something has been bothering me.
M: What’s that?
G: I just kept wanting Kate to rip the eye patch off of the Russian to see what was under there.
M: Gretchen! You are a FREAK!
G: What!?!
M: How have you lasted this long in society?
G: Look I may not be sane, but I am not an “Other”.
M: No, but your boy Foxy is. He was just playing football with the Others like he had always been there. Madness.
G: I will not let you talk about him that way! I am putting the cotton back in my ears!
M: I’m sorry Gretchen; I just am struggling to understand. I’m Lost.
G: Oh my God! That’s one of those things…those pucks!
M: I think you mean “pun”.
G: Wait, I thought that was one of those tiny forest critters that grant wishes and stuff…
M: Oh, Gretchen…
Mandy: Well hey there Gretchen! What’s with the cotton in your ears. Do you have an ear infection?
Gretchen: What!?! Oh sorry, I couldn’t hear you with this cotton in my ears.
M: Ya, what’s up with that?
G: After last night’s Lost episode, I am so worried about a sonic blaring fence making blood spurt out of my ears like a fountain.
M: Ya, that was pretty graphic in a Saturday Night Live sort of way. I don’t think that they have those just lying around everywhere. What did you think about the big Clair reveal?
G: I think we all knew what it was, but I totally had my doubts at the first flash back. I mean, there is her mom, lying on the ground, possibly dead! Totally makes you wonder how that could have happened before Christen Shepherd showed up drunk with Ana Lucia at her mom’s door. But then you find out about her sister and it totally makes sense!
M: I know. And I am glad that Clair now better understands Charlie. That’s good news.
G: Ya, but something has been bothering me.
M: What’s that?
G: I just kept wanting Kate to rip the eye patch off of the Russian to see what was under there.
M: Gretchen! You are a FREAK!
G: What!?!
M: How have you lasted this long in society?
G: Look I may not be sane, but I am not an “Other”.
M: No, but your boy Foxy is. He was just playing football with the Others like he had always been there. Madness.
G: I will not let you talk about him that way! I am putting the cotton back in my ears!
M: I’m sorry Gretchen; I just am struggling to understand. I’m Lost.
G: Oh my God! That’s one of those things…those pucks!
M: I think you mean “pun”.
G: Wait, I thought that was one of those tiny forest critters that grant wishes and stuff…
M: Oh, Gretchen…