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Holy Prostitution
>
> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a
> sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 10 MILES
>
> He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a
> second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 5 MILES
>
> Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives
> past a third sign saying:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>
> NEXT RIGHT
>
> His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
> far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next
> to the door reading:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
>
> He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in
> a long black habit who asks,
>
> "What may we do for you my son?"
>
> He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
> possibly do ing business...."
>
> "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding
> passages and is soon quite disorientated. The nun stops at a closed door
> and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
>
> He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers
> the door... This nun instructs,
>
> "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at
> the end of the hallway."
>
> He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
> the door pulling it shut behind him.
>
> The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing
> another
> sign:
>
>
> GO IN PEACE.
> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU
> RIGHT, YOU SINNER
>
>
> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a
> sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 10 MILES
>
> He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a
> second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 5 MILES
>
> Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives
> past a third sign saying:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>
> NEXT RIGHT
>
> His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
> far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next
> to the door reading:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
>
> He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in
> a long black habit who asks,
>
> "What may we do for you my son?"
>
> He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
> possibly do ing business...."
>
> "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding
> passages and is soon quite disorientated. The nun stops at a closed door
> and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
>
> He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers
> the door... This nun instructs,
>
> "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at
> the end of the hallway."
>
> He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
> the door pulling it shut behind him.
>
> The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing
> another
> sign:
>
>
> GO IN PEACE.
> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU
> RIGHT, YOU SINNER
>