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>
> Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and
> loved to charge
> around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel
> and getting up to
> maximum speed on the long corridors.
>
> Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a
> picnic the other
> residents tolerated her and some of them actually
> joined in.
>
> One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a
> door opened and
> Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm
> outstretched. "STOP!," he
> shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for
> that thing?"
> Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a
> Kit Kat wrapper
> and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel
> sped down the
> hall.
>
> As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one
> wheel, weird Harold
> popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have
> you got proof of
> insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a
> drink coaster and
> held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your
> way, Ma'am."
>
> As Ethel neared the
> final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of
> her, Butt- Naked,
> and holding
> his "You-Know- What" in his hand.
>
> "Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Darn
> Breathalyzer Test again!!!"