I WANT TO KILL THIS WAITRESS
so last night poop, josh, sara(not my bro and sis), and i all hung out. now theres two perkinses(sp? LOL POOP) in appleton and we usually go to the one on the west side, but last night we went to the evil perkins, and we got seated. waited about 10 mins for our waitress, now its 10:15pm or so the place closes at midnight, so no one is really there. maybe 3 or 4 tables. so no reason for our waitress to not be at our table every 15 mins to see if we need anything. well its bottomless cup, and all of us finished our drinks, and there was a table behind us that just had gotten there, so OBVIOUSLY when you go to their table you can see our table, and see we dont have any drinks, well we became subtly rowdy about it... saying that it would be nice if we got refills, and how we were parched, and we found the bottom of our cups, and slurping our drinks... and sara had gotten yelled at for taking off her shoes, and the hostess was too busy watching our feet to notice our drinks even... so i was like im gonna take off my shoes so she says something to me and ill tell her im not putting my shoes on til her cunt ass gets me a tea....
well after all this we were leaving, and didnt leave the waitress a tip, cause she didnt even bother coming to our table but once to get our order and once to bring us what we needed and our check. and we were there a good hour or so. and she came out and yelled "you guys could leave your waitress a tip" and josh was like "yea you coulda served refills" and she was like "yea you could bite me" and i was like "yea and you can fuck off" she was quiet after that....
now lets discuss something, tipping is etiquette, you dont serve me properly im not going to leave you a tip unless theres circumstances, like if it was lunch hour rush and she was the only waitress i would have still given her a tip, but when theres barely anyone there and your wandering off talking to other people at tables for like 10 mins and totally ignoring the fact that you have a table of people who need refills, then YOU DONT FUCKING DESERVE A TIP!!!!!! she had no reason at all....
then poop and i got to his house and listened to waitress by tori amos and laughed!
hey poop i like your band-aid!
well after all this we were leaving, and didnt leave the waitress a tip, cause she didnt even bother coming to our table but once to get our order and once to bring us what we needed and our check. and we were there a good hour or so. and she came out and yelled "you guys could leave your waitress a tip" and josh was like "yea you coulda served refills" and she was like "yea you could bite me" and i was like "yea and you can fuck off" she was quiet after that....
now lets discuss something, tipping is etiquette, you dont serve me properly im not going to leave you a tip unless theres circumstances, like if it was lunch hour rush and she was the only waitress i would have still given her a tip, but when theres barely anyone there and your wandering off talking to other people at tables for like 10 mins and totally ignoring the fact that you have a table of people who need refills, then YOU DONT FUCKING DESERVE A TIP!!!!!! she had no reason at all....
then poop and i got to his house and listened to waitress by tori amos and laughed!
hey poop i like your band-aid!