i finally lost my mind
fastladyH: i couldnt sleep last night
fastladyH: and i dont understand why
fastladyH: cause i was so tired
polka dotted b: u were prob too tired to sleep
polka dotted b: that can happen too
fastladyH: ugh
fastladyH: but then ill never be able to sleep again
fastladyH: cause ill ALWAYS be to tired!
fastladyH: oh god mom, i know there were funny quotes from the car, but i cant remember any cause i was so fucked up on pepsi shots
fastladyH: ive been trying all day
polka dotted b: LOL
polka dotted b: i don't remember any
polka dotted b: we all lost our minds
polka dotted b: at the same time!
polka dotted b: it was like snap, crackle, pop
polka dotted b: and we were insane
fastladyH: its really scary because i was DRIVING
polka dotted b: lol
polka dotted b: so true
fastladyH: mom, i think we should have kissed the ground when we got back
fastladyH: cause its a miracle we're alive
polka dotted b: it really is
polka dotted b: i think its going to take a week or so for me to recover
fastladyH: we shoulda never left civilization
polka dotted b: frm the shock trauma
polka dotted b: never!
fastladyH: im never going to make it to ten
polka dotted b: :'(
fastladyH: im dying.
fastladyH: going.
fastladyH: going.
fastladyH: dead.
polka dotted b: :-X
fastladyH: i know, sad.
fastladyH: im so anxiety ridden that my lice is out of control
polka dotted b: LOL
polka dotted b: i'm having female and male heart attacks!
fastladyH: mom, i ate so much to try and comfort myself that now im just fat and ill
polka dotted b: LOL!
polka dotted b: u're killing me
fastladyH: why am i killing you?
fastladyH: its all true mom
fastladyH: another realization i came to in the shower today: i should not have pierced my nipples, knowing i love shiny objects, because now i stare at my OWN goodies in the shower
fastladyH: mom i should just die
polka dotted b: u're making me die laughing in class
polka dotted b: that's how ure killing me
polka dotted b: u're a perv
polka dotted b: :-)
fastladyH: i am not a perv
fastladyH: i just like shiny objects
fastladyH: it wasnt a crime until it was my own goodies
fastladyH: seriously mom, are we going on another trips because the bags under my eyes are packed and ready to go
polka dotted b: :-*
fastladyH: these bags are so out of control, it must be christmas break already
polka dotted b: oh man
polka dotted b: wut's the next holiday break?
fastladyH: thanksgiving
polka dotted b: thanksgiving?!
fastladyH: its true.
polka dotted b: geez!
fastladyH: gobble gobble right bertha?
fastladyH: you know, just cause you watch them slop around with meat on tv doesnt mean youre getting protien in your diet
fastladyH: you cant get it by osmosis.
fastladyH: come on bertha, tryptophan is the way of the future
fastladyH: i feel bad for the people here whos computers i am trying to fix
fastladyH: cause im in one of those moods where i would just like to put porn on them all instead
fastladyH: or pictures of myself as their backgrounds
polka dotted b: lol
polka dotted b: gtg
polka dotted b: bye
fastladyH: and i dont understand why
fastladyH: cause i was so tired
polka dotted b: u were prob too tired to sleep
polka dotted b: that can happen too
fastladyH: ugh
fastladyH: but then ill never be able to sleep again
fastladyH: cause ill ALWAYS be to tired!
fastladyH: oh god mom, i know there were funny quotes from the car, but i cant remember any cause i was so fucked up on pepsi shots
fastladyH: ive been trying all day
polka dotted b: LOL
polka dotted b: i don't remember any
polka dotted b: we all lost our minds
polka dotted b: at the same time!
polka dotted b: it was like snap, crackle, pop
polka dotted b: and we were insane
fastladyH: its really scary because i was DRIVING
polka dotted b: lol
polka dotted b: so true
fastladyH: mom, i think we should have kissed the ground when we got back
fastladyH: cause its a miracle we're alive
polka dotted b: it really is
polka dotted b: i think its going to take a week or so for me to recover
fastladyH: we shoulda never left civilization
polka dotted b: frm the shock trauma
polka dotted b: never!
fastladyH: im never going to make it to ten
polka dotted b: :'(
fastladyH: im dying.
fastladyH: going.
fastladyH: going.
fastladyH: dead.
polka dotted b: :-X
fastladyH: i know, sad.
fastladyH: im so anxiety ridden that my lice is out of control
polka dotted b: LOL
polka dotted b: i'm having female and male heart attacks!
fastladyH: mom, i ate so much to try and comfort myself that now im just fat and ill
polka dotted b: LOL!
polka dotted b: u're killing me
fastladyH: why am i killing you?
fastladyH: its all true mom
fastladyH: another realization i came to in the shower today: i should not have pierced my nipples, knowing i love shiny objects, because now i stare at my OWN goodies in the shower
fastladyH: mom i should just die
polka dotted b: u're making me die laughing in class
polka dotted b: that's how ure killing me
polka dotted b: u're a perv
polka dotted b: :-)
fastladyH: i am not a perv
fastladyH: i just like shiny objects
fastladyH: it wasnt a crime until it was my own goodies
fastladyH: seriously mom, are we going on another trips because the bags under my eyes are packed and ready to go
polka dotted b: :-*
fastladyH: these bags are so out of control, it must be christmas break already
polka dotted b: oh man
polka dotted b: wut's the next holiday break?
fastladyH: thanksgiving
polka dotted b: thanksgiving?!
fastladyH: its true.
polka dotted b: geez!
fastladyH: gobble gobble right bertha?
fastladyH: you know, just cause you watch them slop around with meat on tv doesnt mean youre getting protien in your diet
fastladyH: you cant get it by osmosis.
fastladyH: come on bertha, tryptophan is the way of the future
fastladyH: i feel bad for the people here whos computers i am trying to fix
fastladyH: cause im in one of those moods where i would just like to put porn on them all instead
fastladyH: or pictures of myself as their backgrounds
polka dotted b: lol
polka dotted b: gtg
polka dotted b: bye