Unexpected Visitor

[mandy_mandy]

Su, you are not allowed to keep sulking in my spare bedroom. If you don't stop it, I'm going to invite Fred over and give him permission to do anything he pleases.

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[bao_li]

I am not sulking your spare bedroom. And you better be careful, I might not let him leave unharmed.

[mandy_mandy]

You are so. You have been since you arrived. And you know perfectly well that 'whatever he pleases' always involves my bedroom, especially when there's a chance that he can prove I'm not going to become a lesbian anytime soon.

[bao_li]

That's the beauty of silencing charms, Mandy. I won't have to listen to what you and Fred do in your bedroom.

[mandy_mandy]

You never were very good at silencing charms. Besides, you've always said you wanted to hear me in the throes of passion.

[bao_li]

Morag and I...

Yes, but I've always wanted to hear you moan my name. Not Fred's.

[mandy_mandy]

Why don't you talk to her, silly?

Ah, well, you know. Force of habit.

[bao_li]

... We...

Force of habit? Even when I get you under the sheets?

[mandy_mandy]

Yes, you had another fight, so?

Well, when you've only been with one person for so long, of course saying their name becomes habit.

[bao_li]

Aren't together.

Well, I'll have to bring you to the spare bedroom more often, then.

[mandy_mandy]

You will be again; you two always get back together.

Are we going to do something besides change your dust ruffle this time?

[bao_li]

I don't know, Mandy... It is still around.

You want to do more this time? I'm sure it can be arranged.

[mandy_mandy]

You're so negative about him. You've never wanted to talk about him; what is it about him?

Well, what did you have in mind?

[bao_li]

IT! It is an it, not a 'he.'

Whatever strikes your pleasure, of course.

[mandy_mandy]

Fine, what's the big problem with 'it?'

Isn't that your job? To strike my pleasure?

[bao_li]

It is a menice who likes to annoy me.

Of course it is.

[lionredmane]

Mandy! Oh, my goodness, I think I'm going to die of horror!