How onto english must "lord"?

[mandrit]

We all know the english is very complexed tongue. Now i shall preopen tiny mystery about how must word "lord" was in base english. So we grab word "mistress", which mean "female lord". But what here?! Obvious "miss"! Which mean "non-married female term". So removing this we retrieve "male lord"!

Thus, "male lord" upon english must "tres".

Also "trespassing" must "lord going".

I so smart!

≡ native speakers say ≡

Word "advertisements" means "adventure of semen between tits".

≡ methinks 'tis good ≡