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by limitedbythesky
mandray76's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 23% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 11:03:27 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 08:29:44 AM
Alco Money! : $ 426
Guests of Honour
curr_dawg is a detestable Wiccan who regularly steals money from charity. curr_dawg drank 7 Lagers, 2 Poteens, 8 Vermouths, 1 Bloody Mary, 1 Pernod.
mandray76 is a downhearted Liberal Christian. mandray76 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
kbrockgx is an animated Buddhist. kbrockgx drank 15 Lagers, 2 White Wines.
fivefrogs8flies is a powerless Muslim and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. fivefrogs8flies drank 7 Poteens, 2 Stouts, 8 Mescals.
faerieundone is an odious Hindu who enjoys booby trapping school buses with powerful incediary devices. faerieundone drank 2 Sherrys, 5 Mescals.
sutilisfatalis is a detestable Liberal Christian and a rather poor excuse for a drinker who bites at cats randomly in the street. sutilisfatalis drank 2 Gins.
sonofjorel33 is a jaded Atheist. sonofjorel33 drank 20 Ciders.
hyruspoetry is a spiritless Buddhist and a full-time Barney Gumble impersonator. hyruspoetry drank 7 Aftershocks, 1 Sherry, 1 Gin.
stellabambino is an erratic Hindu and is considering ditching their day job in order to become a professional Yard O' Aler. stellabambino drank 5 Pulques, 3 Coffee Liqueurs, 5 White Wines.
mandray76 is an easy-going Hindu. mandray76 drank 9 Kahluas.
scootario is a paranoid Taoist. scootario drank 1 Irish Cream, 1 Pulque.
dovetail66 is a jaded Liberal Christian. dovetail66 drank 2 Aftershocks.
blackfire00 is a low-spirited Muslim. blackfire00 drank 19 Red Wines.
Sick!
Well it must have been a good party! A total of 7 people barfed everywhere including curr_dawg, kbrockgx, fivefrogs8flies, sonofjorel33, stellabambino, mandray76, blackfire00.
Lovers
curr_dawg and dovetail66 now seem to be inseperable after giving into temptation and romping like two love starved hogs over mandray76's parents couch!
The Drunkest
Wait a minute, don't approach them! They might attack! Stop feeling my ass curr_dawg! Stop it!
Random Events
hyruspoetry and fivefrogs8flies took a shower together where they proceeded to hump like rabbits of the
night
mandray76 told them of their rather
strange fetish which involved them dressing up in dovetail66's mothers wedding dress before egging themselves off. dovetail66
quickly called the police. mandray76 is now behind bars.
stellabambino was arrested for screaming "Hot Sushi Yon Kebab!" at a war veteran
who happened to be hobbling past the house at the time.
Happy New Year!
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