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Jun 19, 2005 20:37

Just a few things I forgot to mention that are of no consequence.

1. The Shins are poets.
2. It's odd when characters in series die. Books especially
3. This weekend I drank more coffee than I have all year. Three cups.
4. So I don't drink much coffee.
5. Family Guy is going to get into a lot of trouble.
6. So Long and Thanks For All For All The Fish is the weirdest of the Hitchhiker series.
7. July 8th is the day for registration. I keep giving my friends the wrong information.
8. I love The Royal Tenenbaums. I'm going to have to buy it.
9. Shawn of the Dead too.
10. How should I tell a gay man that I'm straight if he thinks I'm gay?

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says,"What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!"

Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies... "I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!"
(Couldn't resist)

"I think," he murmered at last from deep within his corroding, rattling thorax, "I feel good about it."
The lights went out in his eyes for absolutely the very last time ever.

Looks like it's time for bed, and nightmares about blue stars.
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