Yay!
In case you haven't noticed, I have intenet once more. Actually, I had internet the day after the move, but have been rather busy. Believe it or not, we had the move done in 2hrs and 6mins. Yay! And, we have pretty much everything unpacked by the end of the day. YAY! So, everything done now, except putting my bed frame together, only the BIGEST pain in the ass in existance. Trust me. That and laundry, wich'll be dealt with as I was it. YAY! Already this place is far far more comfortable then the old place. It's so BIG. I'm all happy and fuzzy. And talk to school guy on monday! Yay! Or at least I hope monday. He was aparantely gone til then, so I left voice mail. Here's hoping! I want to give noticve at this place and get on with a life, rather then just living.. Anyways.. here's fun for you....
1) Smarties
2) Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3) The size of our footbal fields and one less down
4) Baseball is Canadian
5) Lacrosse is Canadian
6) Hockey is Canadian
7) Basketball is Canadian
8) Apple pie is Canadian
9) Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10) Tim Hortens kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11) In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their "white house". then we burned it...and most of washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied....Go Figure.
12) Canada has the largest french population that never surrendered to Germany
13) We have the largest English population that never surrendered or withdrew during war to anyone, anywhere
14) Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour
15) The only person who was arrested in our cicvil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing....but showed up just in time to get caught
16) We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on
17) The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the Earths surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company
18) The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes
19) We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo
20) We don't marry our kinfolk
21) We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone, and short wave radios that save countless lives each year
22) We ALL have frozen our tongue to something metal and lived to tell about it (although as adults no one accualy admits it to anyone)
23) A Canadian invented Superman
BUT MOST IMPORTANT
24) The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOOOH CANADA!!!!!!
Oh Yeah......And our elections only take one day
*PS* Apparently, this was handed out as part of canadian history class in my sisters school... a) because it's true and b) because it's more funny thanks to that!
1) Smarties
2) Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3) The size of our footbal fields and one less down
4) Baseball is Canadian
5) Lacrosse is Canadian
6) Hockey is Canadian
7) Basketball is Canadian
8) Apple pie is Canadian
9) Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10) Tim Hortens kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11) In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their "white house". then we burned it...and most of washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied....Go Figure.
12) Canada has the largest french population that never surrendered to Germany
13) We have the largest English population that never surrendered or withdrew during war to anyone, anywhere
14) Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour
15) The only person who was arrested in our cicvil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing....but showed up just in time to get caught
16) We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on
17) The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the Earths surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company
18) The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes
19) We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo
20) We don't marry our kinfolk
21) We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone, and short wave radios that save countless lives each year
22) We ALL have frozen our tongue to something metal and lived to tell about it (although as adults no one accualy admits it to anyone)
23) A Canadian invented Superman
BUT MOST IMPORTANT
24) The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOOOH CANADA!!!!!!
Oh Yeah......And our elections only take one day
*PS* Apparently, this was handed out as part of canadian history class in my sisters school... a) because it's true and b) because it's more funny thanks to that!