Heh.
This was to amusing, on Blackgryphon journal.
Literal meaning
"Maker of hummings at inappropriate moments."
History
Only permitted to be spoken aloud by high priests cleansed by blood before religious liberalisation exactly three hundred years ago next week, the name Mae was originally used repeatedly to refer to those bred solely for organ harvesting, before being modified genetically by scientists.
Famous Maes
1. Mae Ach, champion of the right to use the lost consonant of Atlatis; first holder of the office of Queen's Own Loan Shark;
2. Mae V Jesus, early user of Elvis impersonator impersonators;
3. Mae Y Sprokes, once saved by static electricity; ghost-writer of Margaret Rutherford's bestselling autobiography, SEE YOU IN HELL;
4. Mae Tidecatcher-Itching, who's never forgotten the self-aware cartoon strip;
5. Mae de l'Oily, of the generation which fondly remembers more types of bacterial infection than any forty-eight people can name; last holder of the office of London and Home Counties Chief Dawdler;
6. Brigadier-General Mae Tinkermouse, DSO and Bar, who lost a fortune on the entertainment industry blacklist; first holder of the nepotistically awarded office of Gross Miscarriager of Justice;
7. Lady The Miss Mae ap Orbiting, RN, opponent of eight entirely new ways to kneel;
8. Mae K Staplegun, indifferent to the Brass Nose;
9. Mae E Sponetote ("The Mighty"), aroused by the methods of Judge Dredd;
10. "Terrible" Mae Dots, who owes everything to stout boots.
Typical Mae motto
"You can't fix what isn't broken without smashing it up a bit first."
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Literal meaning
"Maker of some different barrels."
History
Brought into being by atmospheric disturbance around the time when the Vikings were really beginning to wonder if it was all worth it, the name Mae was originally used inappropriately to refer to the dead, before seeking its fortune on the sea.
Famous Maes
1. Mae Nightdodge ("The Uncanny"), who could never shake an early association with some thing or other;
2. Mae Millington, PhD, who discovered thirty-five entirely new ways to kneel;
3. Mae Jesus-Sprokes ("The Nervous"), named in court as holding compromising material concerning demanding money with menaces;
4. Mae W Itching, early user of quicklime dental cleanser; first holder of the prestigious office of Mr & Miss Transsexual World;
5. Mae Dots ("The Suspicious"), fascinated to death by the self-propelled gardener;
6. Brigadier-General Mae Toot ("The Reasonably Broadly Educated"), aroused by the monkey cartilage gear system; first holder of the office of Country's Most Secret Spy;
7. Mae Lilly Li-Proms, proponent of edible bark;
8. Mae C Mapduster ("The Blue"), for a time, in their own mind, romantically linked with the paper aeroplane;
9. Mae F Dindymene, MD, populariser of Britain's standards; ghost-writer of Jerry Desmonde's disgraceful autobiography, SOMEBODY PUNCH MY FACE - I MUST BE DREAMING; first holder of the office of Police-constable;
10. Mae V Trabmaw-Marl, director of the new Bond movie, ROBOT STAMPING MAYHEM A-GO-GO.
Typical Mae motto
"Hahaha! That was funny."
Yes, I did it twice, I was bored, and they where both appropriate! Those motto's.. their so.. me!!
Literal meaning
"Maker of hummings at inappropriate moments."
History
Only permitted to be spoken aloud by high priests cleansed by blood before religious liberalisation exactly three hundred years ago next week, the name Mae was originally used repeatedly to refer to those bred solely for organ harvesting, before being modified genetically by scientists.
Famous Maes
1. Mae Ach, champion of the right to use the lost consonant of Atlatis; first holder of the office of Queen's Own Loan Shark;
2. Mae V Jesus, early user of Elvis impersonator impersonators;
3. Mae Y Sprokes, once saved by static electricity; ghost-writer of Margaret Rutherford's bestselling autobiography, SEE YOU IN HELL;
4. Mae Tidecatcher-Itching, who's never forgotten the self-aware cartoon strip;
5. Mae de l'Oily, of the generation which fondly remembers more types of bacterial infection than any forty-eight people can name; last holder of the office of London and Home Counties Chief Dawdler;
6. Brigadier-General Mae Tinkermouse, DSO and Bar, who lost a fortune on the entertainment industry blacklist; first holder of the nepotistically awarded office of Gross Miscarriager of Justice;
7. Lady The Miss Mae ap Orbiting, RN, opponent of eight entirely new ways to kneel;
8. Mae K Staplegun, indifferent to the Brass Nose;
9. Mae E Sponetote ("The Mighty"), aroused by the methods of Judge Dredd;
10. "Terrible" Mae Dots, who owes everything to stout boots.
Typical Mae motto
"You can't fix what isn't broken without smashing it up a bit first."
************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
Literal meaning
"Maker of some different barrels."
History
Brought into being by atmospheric disturbance around the time when the Vikings were really beginning to wonder if it was all worth it, the name Mae was originally used inappropriately to refer to the dead, before seeking its fortune on the sea.
Famous Maes
1. Mae Nightdodge ("The Uncanny"), who could never shake an early association with some thing or other;
2. Mae Millington, PhD, who discovered thirty-five entirely new ways to kneel;
3. Mae Jesus-Sprokes ("The Nervous"), named in court as holding compromising material concerning demanding money with menaces;
4. Mae W Itching, early user of quicklime dental cleanser; first holder of the prestigious office of Mr & Miss Transsexual World;
5. Mae Dots ("The Suspicious"), fascinated to death by the self-propelled gardener;
6. Brigadier-General Mae Toot ("The Reasonably Broadly Educated"), aroused by the monkey cartilage gear system; first holder of the office of Country's Most Secret Spy;
7. Mae Lilly Li-Proms, proponent of edible bark;
8. Mae C Mapduster ("The Blue"), for a time, in their own mind, romantically linked with the paper aeroplane;
9. Mae F Dindymene, MD, populariser of Britain's standards; ghost-writer of Jerry Desmonde's disgraceful autobiography, SOMEBODY PUNCH MY FACE - I MUST BE DREAMING; first holder of the office of Police-constable;
10. Mae V Trabmaw-Marl, director of the new Bond movie, ROBOT STAMPING MAYHEM A-GO-GO.
Typical Mae motto
"Hahaha! That was funny."
Yes, I did it twice, I was bored, and they where both appropriate! Those motto's.. their so.. me!!