Things.
Things that piss me off:
Adult drama. Shut up and deal with it.
The Duggars. Really? An army for God? More like an army of young women that are bred to clean house, and some whiny dudes.
Manists. (Masculists?) I realize that we are almost on a level playing field, but you are most certainly not oppressed. We are not taking your jobs. You probably just sucked at them in the first place, and then a smarter more able candidate came along who just happened to be a woman.
Mean girls. Not the movie (I do enjoy that). Actual mean girls. Be confident enough in yourself that you don't have to make fun of other people just because they're different.
Hypoglycemia. Uncontrollably shaking is a great time.
And lastly, waking up at 5:30.