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Lookie what I bought today!!!!
Size and a half too small.
My feet can't breathe.
Wayyyyy too tall.
AND I FUCKING LOVE THEM.
That's true love, man.
Off to Juan's to celebrate the birth of Jesus (which was actually on April 17th in the year 6. But like every other greeting card holiday we (the royal we, of course) have refused to aknowledge such facts and gleefully wisk around in Elf costumes).
I've lost all Christmas spirit.
What's an agnostic like me to do?
Size and a half too small.
My feet can't breathe.
Wayyyyy too tall.
AND I FUCKING LOVE THEM.
That's true love, man.
Off to Juan's to celebrate the birth of Jesus (which was actually on April 17th in the year 6. But like every other greeting card holiday we (the royal we, of course) have refused to aknowledge such facts and gleefully wisk around in Elf costumes).
I've lost all Christmas spirit.
What's an agnostic like me to do?