Plans for drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge = DROPPED! Maybe they're finally starting to realize that we only have one Earth. There is only this, us alone. Maybe they're finally realizing that we should stop spending so much money on nukes and other weapons of mass destruction with potential to destroy our one and only. First step, dropping drilling....next step, putting forth an effort to save and nurture the world?
burrito mandito: do you smell that?
burrito mandito: smells like somatra
burrito mandito: mmmmm
burrito mandito: roses
sohmatrah: white roses.
burrito mandito: of course
sohmatrah: you smell like the color coral.
burrito mandito: god we smell good
burrito mandito: and pretty
sohmatrah: mmhm
burrito mandito: white and coral are going to be my wedding colors
burrito mandito: maybe we should get married!
sohmatrah: foreals? okay!!
sohmatrah: did you just propose? cause if you did, i wanna redo so i can cry
sohmatrah: and i gotta call my mom
burrito mandito: alright, alright
burrito mandito: take two
burrito mandito: somatra
sohmatrah: yes?
burrito mandito: we've been together now
burrito mandito: for some time
burrito mandito: through good times, bad times
burrito mandito: funny
burrito mandito: and not so funny
sohmatrah: what are you saying?
burrito mandito: i cant bare to think of a moment in my life without your shining smile next to me
burrito mandito: somatra
burrito mandito: will you marry me?
sohmatrah: of COuRSE!!!!!!! wow, that is the best proposal i've heard all day.
sohmatrah: the one from yesterday was close, but that one takes the cake
burrito mandito: stick with me, and we'll have cake everyday!
sohmatrah: cake everyday~and johnny movies? throw in johnny movies and im yours
burrito mandito: unlimited johnny
burrito mandito: and keanu will father our children
sohmatrah: okay. good deal. we'll be like the cool new family with two super hot mommy's. and celebrity daddies
sohmatrah: sweet
burrito mandito: we can have ellen degeneres over for dinner!!!
burrito mandito: ....every night
sohmatrah: oh man....
sohmatrah: i like this marraige already
sohmatrah: and it's only been 5 minutes
burrito mandito: thats because, with our powers combind.....life is sweet
sohmatrah: and pollution is getting it's ass kicked
burrito mandito: now we need a monkey
burrito mandito: ....and a hybrid
sohmatrah: hmm.. well i've two rings.
sohmatrah: plus a captain
burrito mandito: oh! oh! cap'n mandy!
burrito mandito: oh!
sohmatrah: haha
sohmatrah: two birds w/ one stone. niiice.
burrito mandito: think about those poor birds
burrito mandito: the stone must ricashay
burrito mandito: off one
burrito mandito: and smack the other
sohmatrah: if we make them seagulls. we shouldn't feel as bad. those are annoying
burrito mandito: truth you speak
sohmatrah: well sadly i have class now. so i gotta run. i'll ttyl and
we'll talk about returning all those damn punch bowls we got
burrito mandito: mmmk, and the faulty toaster
burrito mandito: bye dear
burrito mandito: make good choices!
sohmatrah: just hugs.
sohmatrah: no drugs.
burrito mandito: peace, love and johnny
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