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this is what happens when taylor and isiac leave me alone for 3 days:
sunday night
my work christmas party at a bar downtown on 6th street called The Dirty Dog
very enticing i know
i met up with these some girls from work
we smoked on the way there
parked on 6th street that was nice
and we go inside
i get an x on my hand its lame
but this girl was like
"PSSSH GIRL LEMME TAKE THAT OFF YOUR HAND SO YOU CAN DRINK!"
and i was like
"okay"
so it came off and i drank alot alot alot
shots
martinis
long island ice teas
i drank alot of peoples drinks at first cause i didnt want to buy them
so alot of random shit i tried
so im already reeeeeally drunk along with everyone at carrabbas
and i kept taking advantage of the fact that i am NOT at work and i CAN be a bitch to my managers
so all night i kept being like "HEY GARRET... FUCK YOU!"
like a million times i thought it was funny as shit
and then me and this girl dawn are yelling at this cop on a bike and shes like
"hey you want a pill?"
and i was like
"aahhh what is it?"
and she goes "its a thc pill..its 100% thc. my friend gets them from his grandma cause she has cancer"
so i was like "sweet" and i ate it
only because it was a thc pill...no biggie
weeeeeeeeeeelll
im chillen
chillen
30 min go by
IM FUCKED
i dont know HOW im driving
im walking around in heels like a drunk frat bitch
god
and so these girls were like hey do you want to leave?
and i go
yes
so i just took off without saying my goodbyes to ANYONE
torwards my car i get in my car
and this guy?
follows me?
and is like hey are you okay?
and im like uh not really
so offers to drive my car and of course i accept
by the way he was my friend paige's brother? i think
i knew him a little so i didnt really care as long as i didnt drive
cause seriously i can drive so well when im fucked up
but i just couldnt even stand straight
but it was cool we followed someone to my house becauise they knew where i lived
parked. i went inside and took my shirt off and passed the FUCK out.
i lost my new earring :(
and there was a trashcan next to me when i woke up
god im never drinking again
i just cant do it
i have such a hangover it hurts so much
but i did have a good time
but not fucking really jesus i am in pain
but i miss my girls. im thinking about you right now.
and johnny talamini..
god i LOVE johnny im going to see him when i come home FOR SURE.
i have to work in like 3 hours
i dont want to go
and face my walk of shame
i hope i didnt do anything stupid
i dont remember doing it.
HAHAHA
i reffed a hand wrestling match between my managers and i was yelling so much
okay im going to drink some water and listen to love cats now..
are you happy now taylor?
sunday night
my work christmas party at a bar downtown on 6th street called The Dirty Dog
very enticing i know
i met up with these some girls from work
we smoked on the way there
parked on 6th street that was nice
and we go inside
i get an x on my hand its lame
but this girl was like
"PSSSH GIRL LEMME TAKE THAT OFF YOUR HAND SO YOU CAN DRINK!"
and i was like
"okay"
so it came off and i drank alot alot alot
shots
martinis
long island ice teas
i drank alot of peoples drinks at first cause i didnt want to buy them
so alot of random shit i tried
so im already reeeeeally drunk along with everyone at carrabbas
and i kept taking advantage of the fact that i am NOT at work and i CAN be a bitch to my managers
so all night i kept being like "HEY GARRET... FUCK YOU!"
like a million times i thought it was funny as shit
and then me and this girl dawn are yelling at this cop on a bike and shes like
"hey you want a pill?"
and i was like
"aahhh what is it?"
and she goes "its a thc pill..its 100% thc. my friend gets them from his grandma cause she has cancer"
so i was like "sweet" and i ate it
only because it was a thc pill...no biggie
weeeeeeeeeeelll
im chillen
chillen
30 min go by
IM FUCKED
i dont know HOW im driving
im walking around in heels like a drunk frat bitch
god
and so these girls were like hey do you want to leave?
and i go
yes
so i just took off without saying my goodbyes to ANYONE
torwards my car i get in my car
and this guy?
follows me?
and is like hey are you okay?
and im like uh not really
so offers to drive my car and of course i accept
by the way he was my friend paige's brother? i think
i knew him a little so i didnt really care as long as i didnt drive
cause seriously i can drive so well when im fucked up
but i just couldnt even stand straight
but it was cool we followed someone to my house becauise they knew where i lived
parked. i went inside and took my shirt off and passed the FUCK out.
i lost my new earring :(
and there was a trashcan next to me when i woke up
god im never drinking again
i just cant do it
i have such a hangover it hurts so much
but i did have a good time
but not fucking really jesus i am in pain
but i miss my girls. im thinking about you right now.
and johnny talamini..
god i LOVE johnny im going to see him when i come home FOR SURE.
i have to work in like 3 hours
i dont want to go
and face my walk of shame
i hope i didnt do anything stupid
i dont remember doing it.
HAHAHA
i reffed a hand wrestling match between my managers and i was yelling so much
okay im going to drink some water and listen to love cats now..
are you happy now taylor?