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Sep 02, 2009 21:37

 -That's enough, Nickelback.

-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know"
feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose
not to be friends with?

-Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first
saw it.

- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood.

-There is a great need for sarcasm font.

-The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to
finish a text.

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod
and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

-I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people
watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will
they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't
watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and
leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

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