Freaky Dreams!
I have had some freaky ass dreams these past few days.
In one, David, some girl and I were swimming, and she got attacked by a shark. David and I tried to swim to shore, but because he's so much faster, he grabbed my hand, and we did the swimming equivalent of a three-legged race (swimming holding hands). Then we ended up in some underwater laboratory.
In another, David's friend Alex (who is quite nice in reality) was hitting me - hard - and it was pissing me off, so I was hitting him back. I asked David why he wasn't sticking up for me, and he was like "Stop hitting him back! Just let him beat on you, and he'll get bored eventually". After arguing with David, I finally got him to hit Alex for me, but he gave him one half-assed punch to the side of the head.
And in the world's most random dream, my old friend Dara and I were like teacher's aides or something at our old elementary school. Then a group of Tusken Raiders (yes, as in Star Wars) invaded the campus. I managed to elude one that had been guarding me, and I went off to play kickball with my kids. Well, the Tusken Raiders came over to our field, so I was hiding behind the kids, but they rounded us all up, along with everyone else, and put us in the cafeteria. Dara and I realized we outnumbered the Tusken Raiders by about 400 to 25, so we incited a cafeteria riot to fight back. Everyone was throwing food off the trays, then using them to hit the Tusken Raiders over the head. Also, I was attacking one with a fork. Yes, we fought them off with our food, trays and utensils.
Okay, what is in my sleeping pills lately?
However, being the nerd that I am, I was ecstatic when I woke up and realized I had a goddamn dream involving Star Wars! Hell yeah :)
In one, David, some girl and I were swimming, and she got attacked by a shark. David and I tried to swim to shore, but because he's so much faster, he grabbed my hand, and we did the swimming equivalent of a three-legged race (swimming holding hands). Then we ended up in some underwater laboratory.
In another, David's friend Alex (who is quite nice in reality) was hitting me - hard - and it was pissing me off, so I was hitting him back. I asked David why he wasn't sticking up for me, and he was like "Stop hitting him back! Just let him beat on you, and he'll get bored eventually". After arguing with David, I finally got him to hit Alex for me, but he gave him one half-assed punch to the side of the head.
And in the world's most random dream, my old friend Dara and I were like teacher's aides or something at our old elementary school. Then a group of Tusken Raiders (yes, as in Star Wars) invaded the campus. I managed to elude one that had been guarding me, and I went off to play kickball with my kids. Well, the Tusken Raiders came over to our field, so I was hiding behind the kids, but they rounded us all up, along with everyone else, and put us in the cafeteria. Dara and I realized we outnumbered the Tusken Raiders by about 400 to 25, so we incited a cafeteria riot to fight back. Everyone was throwing food off the trays, then using them to hit the Tusken Raiders over the head. Also, I was attacking one with a fork. Yes, we fought them off with our food, trays and utensils.
Okay, what is in my sleeping pills lately?
However, being the nerd that I am, I was ecstatic when I woke up and realized I had a goddamn dream involving Star Wars! Hell yeah :)