The Fight with Fat Fuck
Ok, talk about craziness. So Jared and I roll out to Vacaville, aka hell, to go see 7th standard and Shortie play at some community center. We get to V-ville and need to go to an ATM, B of A prefferd. They do not have ATMs ANYWHERE in vacaville, we searched for like 20 minutes! So finally I go to Albertsons which doesnt have an ATM machine ecept at the registers, and am forced to pay $5.53 for a pack of cigarettes so I can get cash back. So we get to the show finally and shortie goes on, and we all hand out in the 7th Standard Mystery Machine drinking sangria and watching cops kick a bunch of kids out of the skate park. I go in and watch shortie for a bit, and I just have to say, Kyle from Shortie is just sooooooooo fucking hot. Ok, to the good shit. So 7S is about to go on, and I'm chilling with Tom at the merch table since he had to be merch boy for the night. So I tell him I'll watch the first half, and then I'll come back and sit wit the merch so he can go up front and see the second half. So Jared and I go up front and there is this idiot in a red hat pumping his fist in the air with his pants pulled down exposing his pimpley ass, it was disgusting. He was right up front and kept climbing on the stage a little during the first song, pumping his fist in Jasons face, mocking them. I was a bit annoyed, and I could see he was distracting Jason. So as soon as he backed away for a second to go laugh with his friends, I grabbed Jared and moved right up front so he couldnt crawl on the stage anymore. SO he came back and started pushing us around, still pumping his fist and waving his arm back and forth, hitting everyone that was trying to watch. Then the asshole goes around and gets up on the stage and starts dancing around the stage while the guys are playing!!! So Jon, who is up standing on the side of the stage, runs onto the stage and pushes the guy off and jumps off with him and just starts rocking out like he was soing it in fun, but also trying to rough this dude up a bit so he'd quit. So this dude and his buddies run over to jon and push him around, but jon just pretends like its a mosh pit and pushes back rocking out. So the guy gets on the stage AGAIN, and this time is dancing around more, and just totally getting in the way, so jon goes around back and does the same thing, runs on stage and pushes him off. (this is only the second song by now). So jon inda trips and hes jumping off the stage and falls a little bit and all these punk kids run over to him, hes on the ground, and im like SHIT! But they didnt do anything much, and jon getsup and rocks out ome more, kinda following the asshole in the red hat. Third song starts. About a quarter through the song, danny throws down his guitar, runs off the side of the stage, somes into the corwd and grabd the red hat dude and yells at him, because hes now feeling up a bunch of girls who are trying to watch. The rest of the guys keep playing the song. Danny gets back up on stage, and I think, shit Jons about to get in a fight with this red hat dude, im gonna go get tom, because he can probably have Jons back in a fight more than i could. So I scoot back to the merch table, and tell tom, "dude jons about to get in a ffight with a bucnh of punk kids." so tom throws me his walllet, and runs up in front.I sit down, and the song finishes and Jason starts yelling, "Hey you Fat Fuckin the red hat, you need to fucking leave, get the fuck out of here. People are here to have a good time, if you dont like it get you fat ass out of here" and then it erupts into a "Fuck you, no fuck you" argument, and as Jason continues to call him a fat fuck, his buddy sneak on the stage and hits jason, and jason falls over. Then it went crazy! Mike throws down his bass, Danny throws down his guitar, they grab the guy that hit Jason and start pounding on him. Jason gets up to go after Red Hat Fat Fuck, jumps off the stage and Pogus grabs him before he can get a punch in. Im at the merch table, and I take off running, along with the merch guys for the other bands, but then realize that theres no one to watch the merch for any of the bands, and these stupid kids will not be stealing shit, so I go back. All the shortie guys are out there either fighting, or hold people back from fighting, all the other bands are out there fighting, and theres no security what so ever! Im thinking shit, what do I do, because this could get really bad. But then it just ends somehow, and they turn on the lights and end the show. I guess danny beat the shit out the guy that hit jason. So yeah, that was the fight with fat fuck, and now the guys just left to go play another show in hell, aka vacaville.