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Jun 30, 2005 02:36

Hey guys, I got bored... Sherissa... I messaged ya but I reckon you were busy chick! Piffer... I hope ur having a great time... I'm sure u are cuz ur far away from here Puddin... I don't know where ya are lol, but I'm thinkin of ya
Finally Nathan... words can't explain the feeling I have when I'm with you... Love you baby



Your Sex Ed Grade: C

You know an average amount about sex.

There's still some things for you to learn, but you know what goes where.

And the best way to learn more? Practice!

How Much Do You Know About Sex?

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You Are 20% Orally Pure!



Damn! You'll stick your freaky tongue anywhere!

You live for oral, and you're quite the pro

Your oral skills are super impressive

So keep working that tongue

The Oral Sex Purity Test

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LMAO

You Are Quite Open Minded About Sex



You're a total wild child in the bedroom

Totally experimental, who knows what you'll try next!

But, you do draw the line at anything too extreme

For you, sex is about pleasure - not mind games

How Open Minded Are You About Sex?

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Your Sex Secret Is

You wear your underwear backwards - to get that funny feeling

What's Your Sex Secret?

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Your Strange Sex Toy: Lap Dancer Harness & Dong

The best lap dance you'll ever experience!

The soft neoprene harness adjust with Velcro and slides over the silicone dong.

Simply attach it to your partner's leg and let the fun begin!

More info about your strange sex toy here...

What Strange Sex Toy Are You?

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You Are 53% Pure!

0 - 19% Pure: If you haven't tried it, it probably hasn't been invented yet.

20 - 39% Pure: You haven't every kinky thing in the world, but you aim to!

40 - 59% Pure: You're a bit of a closet pervert. Who knows what else is in your closet? ;-)

60 - 79% Pure: There's a wild beast in you... somewhere. Let it free

80 - 100% Pure: You're not as innocent as you look - but still pretty innocent!

How Pure Are You?

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Sexual Record You're Most Likely to Break:

Longest Sex Session

You're not a wham bam type of lover

You take your time and have Olympic level stamina

But can you go over 15 hours? If so, you'll beat Mae West!

What Sexual Record Will You Break?

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Your Sexual Lucky Charm: Green Clovers in Hats

You're happy go lucky in bed, always up for a little nookie.
You don't take anything too seriously in the bedroom - and are often laughing.
No matter who you're with, you tend to have a great time between the sheets.

What's Your Sexual Lucky Charm?

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Your Sexual Flavor Is Chocolate

Deeply sensual. Complicated and over the top.

You're a bit of a "problem child" in the bedroom...
But that's also what makes you so hot.
You tend push limits, make lovers uncomfortable, and cause trouble.
In other words, you're an incredible lay!

Secret talent: Needle play

What's Your Sexual Flavor?

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Totally Ready!

You know what it takes to maintain a serious relationship and excel at the game of love.

You are ready and committed to making it work.

Good luck in the future.

Are You Ready For A Serious Relationship?

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  • If you're gonna get funky, cover your monkey!

  • You'll go home a loner if you don't cover your boner!

  • Before you wag it, better bag it!

  • No balloon - no party!

  • You won't get a goody 'til you wrap your woody!

  • If you go into heat, package your meat!

  • Without a doubt, you should cover your spout!

  • Don't be a dork - wrap your pork!

  • Condoms: the pecker picker upper!

  • It don't take long to cover your schlong!

  • Stop and think, and then cover your dink!

  • Wrap your wagger if you're gonna shag her!

  • Put a rubber on your chubber!

  • If you are huffin' and puffin', protect your muffin!

  • You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!

  • Before you dive in, cover your skin!

  • Before you slip between her thighs, don't forget to condomize!

  • No glove, no love!

  • If getting naked is your plan, cover your penis like a man!

  • A condom is a crash helmet for your hot rod!

  • It only takes a jiffy to cover Mr. Stiffy!

  • Before you dip your wick, cover your dick!

  • Nothin' says lovin' like rubber in the oven!

  • When she's looking slinky, wrap your dinky!

  • Gift-wrap your member, especially in December!

  • It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter!

  • Don't bungle the job - cover your knob!

  • No condemnation for the Condom Nation!

  • Control your sperm - cover your worm!

  • It is not the length of the wand but the magic that's in it!

  • Backdoor boys have no choice - cover the skin or you don't get in!

  • Shroud the moose before you let loose!

  • Keep it calm, or it's you and your palm!

  • It's not always better, wetter!

  • If you wanna be mine, cover your vine!


  • Ok, so yall know what's on my mind haha... =) It's ok tho, but I'm going to go and watch room raiders now! hehe have fun guyz
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