IMMIGRANT NOTIFY | VOICE POST //001// SUBJECT: Is this thing on? Fu--
Okay. Whatever.
You're doing it wrong--
Fuck you, Donna, I am not.
Be nice.
Anyway, time for a nice, big fat IMMIGRATION DOUBLE-CHECK.
Name's Dennick Sharpe. I'm the guy you people bitch to--
Language!
Goddammit, Don.
It's come to my attention that some of the recent shipment of warm bodies here--don't say shit, Don--may have been run through immigrations by incorrect standards. These standards are both for the sake'a the city of Desai, and for your personal happytimes. Came to my attention not too long ago that policies were being circumvented one way or the other. Weapons gettin' taken, floggings, slapfights--I think we even had a case of a pie in the face. THIS AIN'T A GODDAMN EPISODE OF THE THREE STOOGES, IMMIES.
So, we're doin' a recall. What's this mean for you? Eh, jack. We'll find you. But when a MDEA agent comes a'knockin', answer the door, immies. We don't effin'--
Better.
--bite. We need your immigration ID, passports, home IDs and we'll be taking fingerprints and retinal scans as well.
Comments, complaints, whatever, ask 'em here. Ain't for the explanatory crap, but if you're too stupid to get it after a second explanation, you can just be surprised when we get there.
You're doing it wrong--
Fuck you, Donna, I am not.
Be nice.
Anyway, time for a nice, big fat IMMIGRATION DOUBLE-CHECK.
Name's Dennick Sharpe. I'm the guy you people bitch to--
Language!
Goddammit, Don.
It's come to my attention that some of the recent shipment of warm bodies here--don't say shit, Don--may have been run through immigrations by incorrect standards. These standards are both for the sake'a the city of Desai, and for your personal happytimes. Came to my attention not too long ago that policies were being circumvented one way or the other. Weapons gettin' taken, floggings, slapfights--I think we even had a case of a pie in the face. THIS AIN'T A GODDAMN EPISODE OF THE THREE STOOGES, IMMIES.
So, we're doin' a recall. What's this mean for you? Eh, jack. We'll find you. But when a MDEA agent comes a'knockin', answer the door, immies. We don't effin'--
Better.
--bite. We need your immigration ID, passports, home IDs and we'll be taking fingerprints and retinal scans as well.
Comments, complaints, whatever, ask 'em here. Ain't for the explanatory crap, but if you're too stupid to get it after a second explanation, you can just be surprised when we get there.