Report 006: Hoshi-- son, we got a big'un.
We got ourselves paranormal activity brewin', with the uni as central point'a it.
Accordin' to 500666, there're several that know what's what 'bout this shit. They're gettin' likened to demons, but lookin' at a group entry, 500686 calls'em hollows. Present people were students 500444, 500569, 500687, 500355, and teachers 8077 and 8666.
I think we're dealin' with somethin' not encountered during first round'a Earth 7658. I'm recommendin' another FCB team get deployed.
500666 seems ta think this shit ain't kosher, and I'm agreein'.
Movin' on: 500691's a possessive bastard'a his friends.
500478 is in a position f'contact. She's roomed with 500667, the primary target right now. I plan to engage an' all.
500444 encountered somethin' I'll investigate 'ere in a while. Gettin' SHIT for details on that one.
Also: suttin' ain't right in lala land, babes. I dunno what, but I'm sure as fuck gonna find out/