Day 22: Stress Level 1-10? 10+++++
I've only been in school for 22 days and I'm already tearing my hair out. Ugh, FML, WTF's up with college application fees? They're horrendous! I'ts not my mother-fucking fault that your ass went to college to become a COLLEGE ADMISSIONS COUNSELOR. WAI should I have to pay YOU for picking such a dumbass, backwards profession. Geez.
College Choices:
1. Pratt- $50
2. Eugene Lang- $50
3. University of Southern Cali- $40
4. Adelphi- $40
5. Northeastern- $70
(Don't you just LOVE that jump that took?)
TOTAL: $250
It used to be, like, $625 dollars, but then I was looking over the colleges I had actually intended to apply to and I was like "... I don't actually wanna go to, like, any of these..."
My list went from 15 to 12 to 9 to 8 to 7 to 3 and then I just rebuilt the whole thing, lol.
At the beginning of today, my list was:
-Brown ($75)
-Columbia ($80)
-Cornell ($70)
-NYU ($70)
-Stanford ($90 WTFIDKGTFOBBQ?!)
-Yale ($75)
Plus USC, Pratt and Eugene
Now, I would totally be lieing if I said I DIDN'T want to apply to Cornell and Columbia but, um, 'spensive, much? And even if the application fees weren't exspensive, I'd have to take two SAT subject tests and, um--
I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF TESTS, LIKE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
*sigh* I also sort of need to read the book The Things They Carried. It's 233somethin' pages and I haven't cracked it open and we're supposed to be done with it tomorrow and, nyeeeeh, I can't be bothered at the moment. I also lost my English Lit textbook for Suffolk, and that was a rental, so I def need to pay that back AND get a new one before I get too far behind in class.
Bright Side: I TOTS GOT AN 83% ON MY FIRST PSYCH TEST, WUTWUT. (Damper is, she curves like a BEAST.)
Daisy's been emo-sauce and Candace has been oblivious to LYFE and Kara woke up on time ONCE this week. She fails.
Ummm, there was more stuff, lalalalalalaaaaa-- HOW MANY TIMES IS IT POSSIBLE TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE AND GET BACK TOGETHER, HUH?! MARIO, YOU'RE EFFIN' RIDICULOUS, THIS HAS GOTTA STOP, MUH HEART CANNOT TAKE EET D:<
Ehh, my heart actually doesn't really give a fuck. In fact, I've been thinking and I'm like, if he DOES break up with Stupid for good, but he stays the same way (i.e. epic douchebag to Daisy, pretending I don't exist, etc.) I'm pretty sure that we'll just continue to shun him. 'Cause my friends like me more :3
Yes Mario, I got the kids in the divorce, GET OVER IT.
I need to start working more to pay off those college application fees because my mom is totally like "omg, we dun has teh monies, lalala." Really mom? We don't have the money to aid me in my college journey, something you've been swearing up and down that you've been saving for for, like, ever? Nice. Makes loads of sense.
Lol. Loads.
SHERROD, YOU BE LOOKIN' LIKE A REJECT TUPAC IN THE FACE.
Drama Club has started :3 I am le Pres. We're doing Annie this year and I'm Annie. Surpriseee.
We also have to do random, two-minute monologues next week. I'm not sure whether I'm going to rant about Mario, pretend to be/mock Mario, or make some shit up -w-
This should be fun.
... Oh fuck, I have Gov HW, I'M GONNA DIEEEEE~
Glee last night (lastlast night? It's 1:12...) was epic. Grilled Cheesus? Forreals, Finn? JC's your homeboy now?
But, really, I love how no review I have read pointedout how much of a selfish jerk Finn was being; they kept calling him "adorable." Dude, Finn prayed to touch Rachel's boobs. DUDE, PUCK PRAYED FOR KURT AND BURT. HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT, FINN?! THE GUY THAT KNOCKED UP YOUR GIRL IS MORE OF A DECENT PERSON THAN YOU AREEEEEE!!!!! Kurt is fabulous. BB!Kurt made my insides squiggle, 'specially during the bike scene<3
Chris Colfer, you SO deserve an Emmy, like, now.
WOAH, IS IT EPISODE FIVE YET, I NEED TO SEE SOME RIFFRAFF!KURT AND PUCK IN A GOLD SPEEDO
Also, Raising Hope is, like, my second favorite show ever.
... I'm going to bed before I sprain something.