Oh boy... you all are in for it...
A Creative Tale of Tim and Will Ferrell... told by Mandy
Once upon a time, there was Will Ferrell. And there was also Tim. Tim and Will Ferrell loved each other very much. Well, not really. Only enough to sleep together. After that Tim packed his bags and left. But Will had a secret, that only Tim could know...
So he went on national television with a sign...Will was pregnant with Tim's child. Tim saw his manwhore on television, and decided to go public as well with his secret.
Will saw Tim in his commercial, while he was watching latenight re-runs of Saturday Night Live. So he decided to meet up with Tim to talk things out.
The talk didn't go as well as Will had planned, and Tim was outraged. Tim wanted revenge. So he ran off, and took the TV crew with him. He had to make Will jealous, and he knew just what to do.
Will was appalled!
Tim was satisfied (in more ways than one...)
And Will was shocked!
And Britney said something the world would never forget!
She knew she had made a mistake.
The news spread quickly, eventually everybody knew..even the people in small hick towns of Alabama and those other sheltered states!
It was all over the news as well!
because their little pop princess' dark secret was too frightening for anyone to handle.
Tim and Will were the only two survivors... They spent years, not speaking a word to each other... Until, Tim got so lonely, he just couldn't handle it anymore. He decided to try and patch things up between him and Will..
But Will had already moved on.
Oh man... ::sniff:: what a masterpeice. ;_; makes me cry every time. =P
(see what boredom causes??)