Santa..Ive been ever so good to canadians!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday I helped shabu_sama across the street (6 points). In April I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I put money in rckless_abandon's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been nice (638 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
mandaringirl