TSDTW 2
Title: The Sweetest Day of the Week
Author: mandapandabug
Chapter 1: Pregnant Sunday
Summary: Sometimes the world needs a bitchy Mpreg fic… and I have provide that service. And if someone else also has… I commemorate ya' brotha'!
Genre: This may be crack-ish? AU Mpreg… awesome.
Pairing: Jaeho (Jae may take it, but that doesn't mean he takes any crap from his man!)
Rating: Teen for mild lingo (sorry I forgot this last time ^_^;)
Why are you readers so wonderful? I du'know. But stay smexy.
This chapter is like a few weeks after the intro one ok?
Chapter 2: Pregnant Sundays
It was a beautiful day at the biggest park in the city. Jae felt the need for some fresh air and a nice talk with his pal.
"Why have I felt so shitty lately?" Jae wondered to his best friend and confidant Park Yoochun,
"I dun know," was Yoochun helpful and wise response.
"Thanks. Aren't you in, like, biology or something? Don't you know about this type of stuff?" Jae patronized.
Yoochun sighed, "Fine. Tell me your symptoms; I'll see if I can make any diagnosis."
"Well, every morning I wake up, throw up, feel dizzy and terrible… then I'm ok… like I'm not sick I just… throw up! I'm going to ruin my teeth if this continues!"
"I'm glad that is your main concern. Keep going."
"Right. Well. I have been gaining some weight. It isn't much… but… I… have a… pouch where my beautiful flat belly use to be!"
Yoochun perked up at this. Listening more intently. It must be something interesting if you are throwing up and still gaining weight. Also If Jae couldn't get ride of an unsightly bulge on his stomach, the world must be ending.
"I can't bend over anymore either."
"Too much info! You know I don't like to know about your sex life!" Yoochun gagged.
"You pervert!!! I meant if I drop something, I can't bend over to pick stuff up without blanking out! I dropped my oven mitt during work, and didn't wake up till 20 minuets later! I feel super weak too! You know I can defend myself damn well, but… lately, I have been weak and… I feel like I'm at the worlds mercy!" Jae finished with vigor, then promptly feel on to the conveniently placed park bench.
"This sounds like… never mind. I probably only thing that because we are studying the reproductive cycles in class… you should go see a doctor." Yoochun advised his confused friend.
"What did you think it was? Reproductive? Am I having too much sex? To little?"
"Dude! What did I say? No talky about the sex-life ok?" Yoochun plopped next to his exhausted friend. It was strange that Jae was so weak. He is normal fiery and fun, but lately his emotions have gone haywire and he has been tired. "It could just be over exhaustion or something."
"I have been working extra shifts lately. The other top chef is on vacation." Jae pondered.
"Well, please Yunho would kill me if I didn't tell you to see a doctor. He cares for you… maybe a little too much." Yoochun smiled at Jae, to make sure he knew he was joking.
"Fine. I have to get used to hospitals anyways, since that is where my man will be working soon." Jae suddenly looked really serious. "Yoochun, you have to promise me something."
"Anything pal."
"Promise you won't tell Yunho about this ok?" Jae looked at Yoochun with his bog eyes, and Yoochun couldn't help but nod in agreement. "I don't want to worry him. He's been working really hard lately on his schooling, and I don't want to distract him. He has to pass his finals, and then he can finally get his degree! OK?"
"I got it. But the exams are next week so, right after he passes them, which I know he will, he have to some clean ok?"
"Deal." And with that the best friends walked off talking about less serious things, like music, mini-movies, and dramas.
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After an entire week of waiting, the doctor finally had an open slot for a checkup, and Jae jumped on it. It was the last day of Yunho's tests and Jae could tell him he has been sick, and that is why he was avoiding him. The only problem was, that the doctor was stumped.
"Well Mr. Kim," Dr. Lee finally came in with the next test results, the blood test results. "Hmm. Well… the results are… well it all makes sense once you see it! It just isn't expected exactly… I ran the test multiple times to make sure…" The doctor was frazzled and Jae was beginning to think he was going to die or something with the way Dr. Lee was acting so nervous.
"Dr. Lee, please just tell me the prognosis," Jae said as calmly as he could.
"Do you have a spouse?" Dr. Lee asked
"Excuse me?" Jae looked at the Dr. like he had grow another head. He was so nervous because he wanted to ask Jae out? That had to be it, now Jae was pissed, but before he could express his attitude, the good Doctor spoke.
"I think that he should be here to get this news." Now Jae was super confused, he wasn't going to be asked out (which made Jae think he really was getting fatter, because he used to be asked out like every five seconds.) and the Doctor wanted Yunho there. Wait… the doctor didn't know he was gay!
"He? How did you know I was gay?"
"You're pregnant, Mr. Kim." And with that the Doctor gave Jae his emergency number and left, this was all too weird for him, and he had lots of paperwork to fill on this one.
So Jae left the hospital confused and just as frazzled (can you tell I love this word?) as the Doctor had been. So he didn't see the tall, handsome young man, also a bit frazzled, but more in a nervous way.
That man, was actually a little younger then Jae, and was on his way to his first day working in the hospital, his name was Shim Changmin, the super-smart youngling. Poor Changmin had no idea what was about to happen to him.
They both were not looking and WHAP! They were both on the ground. Now, Jae isn't normally one to yell in public, but today was an acceptation.
"What the hell? Who do you think you are little boy? Thinking you can just run into people, not look where you are going! What more could go wrong today? Do you have any idea of what kind of day I have had! Not only do I have to prey that my boyfriend passes his tests today, but I also have to worrying about this strange sickness I have been having! And now I discover, that I have a baby growing in me?!?! Have you ever had a baby in you?! I didn't think so! You have no idea how terrible this is! My stomach is huge! I'm throwing up every morning, my teeth at thus rotting out! AND I have to tell me boyfriend! What is he going to think?!" And then it hit Jae like a ton of bricks.
What was Yunho going to think? What was he going to do? Was he going to leave him? Yunho just finished school and was going on to bigger and better things; he didn't need this stress added to his new life.
And Jae's angry face fell to a shocked and depressed one in a second flat. Changmin was still frozen from the yelling when Jae passed out from stress, exhaustion, and pregnancy.
Changmin flew into action, he checked for a pulse, checked for a breath, when he determined everything was fine, he decided to run Jae to the hospital, as it was right up the block.
So there he was, in the waiting room, waiting for someone he didn't even know. and that was how Changmin's first day of work started.
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Wow. This was late. Right? Right? Really late. I have been sick and blah blah blah, I'm a reader not a writer! I'm sorry! I just really wanted to put an angry Mpreg on the site! Well… I posted this without re-reading it because it was so late already! Sorry pals! I'm just so frazzled! ^_~
Author: mandapandabug
Chapter 1: Pregnant Sunday
Summary: Sometimes the world needs a bitchy Mpreg fic… and I have provide that service. And if someone else also has… I commemorate ya' brotha'!
Genre: This may be crack-ish? AU Mpreg… awesome.
Pairing: Jaeho (Jae may take it, but that doesn't mean he takes any crap from his man!)
Rating: Teen for mild lingo (sorry I forgot this last time ^_^;)
Why are you readers so wonderful? I du'know. But stay smexy.
This chapter is like a few weeks after the intro one ok?
Chapter 2: Pregnant Sundays
It was a beautiful day at the biggest park in the city. Jae felt the need for some fresh air and a nice talk with his pal.
"Why have I felt so shitty lately?" Jae wondered to his best friend and confidant Park Yoochun,
"I dun know," was Yoochun helpful and wise response.
"Thanks. Aren't you in, like, biology or something? Don't you know about this type of stuff?" Jae patronized.
Yoochun sighed, "Fine. Tell me your symptoms; I'll see if I can make any diagnosis."
"Well, every morning I wake up, throw up, feel dizzy and terrible… then I'm ok… like I'm not sick I just… throw up! I'm going to ruin my teeth if this continues!"
"I'm glad that is your main concern. Keep going."
"Right. Well. I have been gaining some weight. It isn't much… but… I… have a… pouch where my beautiful flat belly use to be!"
Yoochun perked up at this. Listening more intently. It must be something interesting if you are throwing up and still gaining weight. Also If Jae couldn't get ride of an unsightly bulge on his stomach, the world must be ending.
"I can't bend over anymore either."
"Too much info! You know I don't like to know about your sex life!" Yoochun gagged.
"You pervert!!! I meant if I drop something, I can't bend over to pick stuff up without blanking out! I dropped my oven mitt during work, and didn't wake up till 20 minuets later! I feel super weak too! You know I can defend myself damn well, but… lately, I have been weak and… I feel like I'm at the worlds mercy!" Jae finished with vigor, then promptly feel on to the conveniently placed park bench.
"This sounds like… never mind. I probably only thing that because we are studying the reproductive cycles in class… you should go see a doctor." Yoochun advised his confused friend.
"What did you think it was? Reproductive? Am I having too much sex? To little?"
"Dude! What did I say? No talky about the sex-life ok?" Yoochun plopped next to his exhausted friend. It was strange that Jae was so weak. He is normal fiery and fun, but lately his emotions have gone haywire and he has been tired. "It could just be over exhaustion or something."
"I have been working extra shifts lately. The other top chef is on vacation." Jae pondered.
"Well, please Yunho would kill me if I didn't tell you to see a doctor. He cares for you… maybe a little too much." Yoochun smiled at Jae, to make sure he knew he was joking.
"Fine. I have to get used to hospitals anyways, since that is where my man will be working soon." Jae suddenly looked really serious. "Yoochun, you have to promise me something."
"Anything pal."
"Promise you won't tell Yunho about this ok?" Jae looked at Yoochun with his bog eyes, and Yoochun couldn't help but nod in agreement. "I don't want to worry him. He's been working really hard lately on his schooling, and I don't want to distract him. He has to pass his finals, and then he can finally get his degree! OK?"
"I got it. But the exams are next week so, right after he passes them, which I know he will, he have to some clean ok?"
"Deal." And with that the best friends walked off talking about less serious things, like music, mini-movies, and dramas.
00000000
After an entire week of waiting, the doctor finally had an open slot for a checkup, and Jae jumped on it. It was the last day of Yunho's tests and Jae could tell him he has been sick, and that is why he was avoiding him. The only problem was, that the doctor was stumped.
"Well Mr. Kim," Dr. Lee finally came in with the next test results, the blood test results. "Hmm. Well… the results are… well it all makes sense once you see it! It just isn't expected exactly… I ran the test multiple times to make sure…" The doctor was frazzled and Jae was beginning to think he was going to die or something with the way Dr. Lee was acting so nervous.
"Dr. Lee, please just tell me the prognosis," Jae said as calmly as he could.
"Do you have a spouse?" Dr. Lee asked
"Excuse me?" Jae looked at the Dr. like he had grow another head. He was so nervous because he wanted to ask Jae out? That had to be it, now Jae was pissed, but before he could express his attitude, the good Doctor spoke.
"I think that he should be here to get this news." Now Jae was super confused, he wasn't going to be asked out (which made Jae think he really was getting fatter, because he used to be asked out like every five seconds.) and the Doctor wanted Yunho there. Wait… the doctor didn't know he was gay!
"He? How did you know I was gay?"
"You're pregnant, Mr. Kim." And with that the Doctor gave Jae his emergency number and left, this was all too weird for him, and he had lots of paperwork to fill on this one.
So Jae left the hospital confused and just as frazzled (can you tell I love this word?) as the Doctor had been. So he didn't see the tall, handsome young man, also a bit frazzled, but more in a nervous way.
That man, was actually a little younger then Jae, and was on his way to his first day working in the hospital, his name was Shim Changmin, the super-smart youngling. Poor Changmin had no idea what was about to happen to him.
They both were not looking and WHAP! They were both on the ground. Now, Jae isn't normally one to yell in public, but today was an acceptation.
"What the hell? Who do you think you are little boy? Thinking you can just run into people, not look where you are going! What more could go wrong today? Do you have any idea of what kind of day I have had! Not only do I have to prey that my boyfriend passes his tests today, but I also have to worrying about this strange sickness I have been having! And now I discover, that I have a baby growing in me?!?! Have you ever had a baby in you?! I didn't think so! You have no idea how terrible this is! My stomach is huge! I'm throwing up every morning, my teeth at thus rotting out! AND I have to tell me boyfriend! What is he going to think?!" And then it hit Jae like a ton of bricks.
What was Yunho going to think? What was he going to do? Was he going to leave him? Yunho just finished school and was going on to bigger and better things; he didn't need this stress added to his new life.
And Jae's angry face fell to a shocked and depressed one in a second flat. Changmin was still frozen from the yelling when Jae passed out from stress, exhaustion, and pregnancy.
Changmin flew into action, he checked for a pulse, checked for a breath, when he determined everything was fine, he decided to run Jae to the hospital, as it was right up the block.
So there he was, in the waiting room, waiting for someone he didn't even know. and that was how Changmin's first day of work started.
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Wow. This was late. Right? Right? Really late. I have been sick and blah blah blah, I'm a reader not a writer! I'm sorry! I just really wanted to put an angry Mpreg on the site! Well… I posted this without re-reading it because it was so late already! Sorry pals! I'm just so frazzled! ^_~