[No he's not putting it on video, he's a state, and he's sort of still sober enough to know it]
No. Yeah. Not really. Our baby. She... we're gonna have one. Maybe. She told me so. But... I dunno. She's not gonna let me go near her. Or it. Or anything. I... I think... I think I really, really, really really fucked myself over. Really. Fucked. And you, you're great Darcy. You should go... play houses or something fun.
[Once Gabe finishes his rambling, Darcy sighs, scrubbing her face.] What happened between you? How'd you fuck up? Surely there's a way for you two to reconcile.
I... don't like her mom? Apparently that's a bad thing. Said she should, she should go home. It was just a joke! But I said she should go home and Lizzie didn't like that then we, then we had this big fight and she said stuff and I said she was a bitch and now... yeah. Bye-bye feather bed!
[Oh. Oh no. Darcy groans softly, and he can hear the sound of the heel of her hand slapping her forehead.] For all the time you've been on earth slash watching the earth, you never learned that you never insult your girlfriend's mom? That is rule number two. Right behind 'don't talk to strangers'.
I... I. [He frowns, and looks down at his hands] Forget those rules... Just the 5-second one and the one about not leaving your tooth brush. Your toothbrush in water.
Yeah! Queenie! I told you that, yeah? I told you! I swear!
Gabe, you okay?
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youwnat a pina colaDa?
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And no thanks. Not a fan of coconut rum.
Seriously, man. What happened?
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yol'uu be grate. real grate.
fuckit. she hatse me.
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Who hates you?
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Lizzie. Lizzie hates m. Stole tehg baby
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realY sory, princsee. i'm nto so so so good at tihs rirth nkow.
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She stole a baby?
I'm sorry. Would talking to you on the phone or in person make it easier to understand?
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[No he's not putting it on video, he's a state, and he's sort of still sober enough to know it]
No. Yeah. Not really. Our baby. She... we're gonna have one. Maybe. She told me so. But... I dunno. She's not gonna let me go near her. Or it. Or anything. I... I think... I think I really, really, really really fucked myself over. Really. Fucked. And you, you're great Darcy. You should go... play houses or something fun.
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[Once Gabe finishes his rambling, Darcy sighs, scrubbing her face.] What happened between you? How'd you fuck up? Surely there's a way for you two to reconcile.
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You still love her, right? Lizzie, I mean...
[Wait.] Wait. You're dating Queen Elizabeth?
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Yeah! Queenie! I told you that, yeah? I told you! I swear!
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