Job 7:16

Jan 02, 2013 01:04

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thos plCE SULKS. Was gonna go foo drunk wi Dean then he goes adn I cant go. Cant leVE Cnt stay heer... sucks. Fuckerssucks ( Read more... )

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ipod_less January 2 2013, 01:10:12 UTC
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Gabe, you okay?

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trickster_mk2 January 2 2013, 09:28:21 UTC
Wy woudl i be ok? Nobdy ,., loves me anyymoer. FCK HERE!!

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ipod_less January 3 2013, 01:39:09 UTC
Have I missed something? I know it's been a while since we caught up. I've been busy. Work and the holidays.

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trickster_mk2 January 3 2013, 02:42:01 UTC
gomma get maRRFD RIFGHT ? NO SECREDS. CONFRATSULATIONS. wontell noone.

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ipod_less January 3 2013, 02:47:15 UTC
Um, yeah. I am. And it's not like it's a secret. Not really. We just haven't gone announcing it from the rooftops.

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trickster_mk2 January 3 2013, 02:58:13 UTC
That'sgood. Tlee no.,one/ THEN WEHN IT FALIS no one can get all bitcy a

t yiuy.dO

youwnat a pina colaDa?

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ipod_less January 3 2013, 03:06:53 UTC
Thanks for the vote of confidence, Gabe.

And no thanks. Not a fan of coconut rum.

Seriously, man. What happened?

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trickster_mk2 January 3 2013, 03:12:59 UTC
Not... not you. Yoyer goort kids
yol'uu be grate. real grate.

fuckit. she hatse me.

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ipod_less January 3 2013, 03:19:15 UTC
...I'm gonna take that as a compliment? Hard to tell with the typos.

Who hates you?

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trickster_mk2 January 3 2013, 03:22:41 UTC
you. you. RE. GREAT. YES.

Lizzie. Lizzie hates m. Stole tehg baby
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realY sory, princsee. i'm nto so so so good at tihs rirth nkow.

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ipod_less January 3 2013, 03:25:19 UTC
Heh. Okay.

She stole a baby?

I'm sorry. Would talking to you on the phone or in person make it easier to understand?

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trickster_mk2 January 3 2013, 03:31:18 UTC
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[No he's not putting it on video, he's a state, and he's sort of still sober enough to know it]

No. Yeah. Not really. Our baby. She... we're gonna have one. Maybe. She told me so. But... I dunno. She's not gonna let me go near her. Or it. Or anything. I... I think... I think I really, really, really really fucked myself over. Really. Fucked. And you, you're great Darcy. You should go... play houses or something fun.

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ipod_less January 3 2013, 03:33:34 UTC
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[Once Gabe finishes his rambling, Darcy sighs, scrubbing her face.] What happened between you? How'd you fuck up? Surely there's a way for you two to reconcile.

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trickster_mk2 January 3 2013, 03:44:04 UTC
I... don't like her mom? Apparently that's a bad thing. Said she should, she should go home. It was just a joke! But I said she should go home and Lizzie didn't like that then we, then we had this big fight and she said stuff and I said she was a bitch and now... yeah. Bye-bye feather bed!

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ipod_less January 3 2013, 03:51:43 UTC
[Oh. Oh no. Darcy groans softly, and he can hear the sound of the heel of her hand slapping her forehead.] For all the time you've been on earth slash watching the earth, you never learned that you never insult your girlfriend's mom? That is rule number two. Right behind 'don't talk to strangers'.

You still love her, right? Lizzie, I mean...

[Wait.] Wait. You're dating Queen Elizabeth?

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trickster_mk2 January 3 2013, 10:23:30 UTC
I... I. [He frowns, and looks down at his hands] Forget those rules... Just the 5-second one and the one about not leaving your tooth brush. Your toothbrush in water.

Yeah! Queenie! I told you that, yeah? I told you! I swear!

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