０７ __| accidental video;

[milesawayfrom]

[ The feed turns on to show the train station that borders the Venetian District and the Business District. The camera is pointed to the side, where a train has gone off the tracks and is on it's side. A tattooed arm swings past the camera as it's owner turns to look at the damage, unaware that the camera has turned on. ]

Son of a bitch. [ Desmond

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[lilgreasemonkey]

voice;

[ She'd hate to say 'told you so about the zombies' at a time like this so he's getting off easy here. :|b ]

Maybe the signal malfunctioned or ... was set just so folks'd come lookin'. We've sent out dummy signals 'fore to get the Alliance sniffin' somewhere else. [ Deeeeeeeeeeees now she's going to worry. Hear it in her voice? Worry for her bro. WORRY. ]

[milesawayfrom]

[ HUSH B| ]

Or they all turned into zombies before I could get here.

[lilgreasemonkey]

[ NOPE :| ]

... can we just hope that that ain't what happened? [ because D:!! ]

[milesawayfrom]

I'm just being logical, Kay.

[lilgreasemonkey]

Well I don't gotta like it. [ :C ]

Be careful. I ain't doin' all this work on the electrical in this place just so's its owner can go an' get himself tackled by a zombie. [ Des, DES DON'T WORRY HER TOO MUCH AND COME BACK IN ONE PIECE FFS. ]

[milesawayfrom]

You don't like logic? [ TEASE. ]

And here I wanted to come back infected so I could shout brains. Damn.

[lilgreasemonkey]

I don't like that logic. [ SHUSH. ]

Ya can shout 'brain's all ya want without bein' all ... zombified an' gross.

[milesawayfrom]

I'm pretty sure you hate logic in general, Kay.

Pretty sure it'd lose the effect if I wasn't an actual zombie.

[lilgreasemonkey]

No I don't! Just some of it. Not everything's gotta be so logical an' borin'.

... we could get some make-up an' get ya lookin' like one. Wouldn't take much. [ OOOOOH. Sibling love. FEEL IT. ]

[milesawayfrom]

It's a good thing you don't know Shaun then. [ He'd pay to see it though. Really, he would. ]

Ooh, ouch.

[lilgreasemonkey]

An' why's that? [ ... someone get the popcorn.

She giggles even though she's still worried about him being out there with the zombies. ]

[milesawayfrom]

He's way more boring than me. The guy is a historian, after all. Spends all his time with books or stuff on the internet, complaining about how everything is wrong. [ He shrugs. ]

[lilgreasemonkey]

Cai bu shi, there's really someone more borin' than you are Des. [ She couldn't resist okay. It was too easy. Just begging to be said. ] If things were right would he go havin' a fit anyway?

[milesawayfrom]

I have no idea what the hell you're saying when it's in Chinese. [ Come on, Ezio does it to him in Italian 8( ] Ouch. I'm pretty entertaining. You haven't seen the bar tricks I know. [ THEY ARE SMASHING. ] Shaun isn't happy unless he's bitching.

[lilgreasemonkey]

An' I dunno what Ezio goes ramblin' off. 'sides him callin' me 'bambina' a lot. [ Sigh. Oh Des. ] I wanna see those tricks for myself then. [ ... hopefully not literally. ] He sounds real great to be 'round.

[milesawayfrom]

Isn't that like "little girl" or something? [ HE HAD SUBTITLES FOR REASONS. ] You'll have to stop by and see them sometime. I can't just go showing off my tricks without a profit.

He's a good guy... he's just a major dick.