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[likemichael]

[Dean's sitting on the hood of the Impala, grease and sweat on his grey t-shirt and on his face, and a few other cars in surprisingly good condition can be seen parked up a short distance behind him. He's got a bandana wrapped and tied around his left bicep, and a small trickle of blood can be seen dried on his sweaty, dirty skin but it doesn't

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[ironfail]

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You're seriously tempting me to total one of my cars just to prove you wrong. Bet you can't fix a car that's been in a fight with the Hulk. [Not that Bruce would ever Hulk out just so Tony can smash one of his cars, but hey, there's always Thor if that doesn't work.]

[likemichael]

Bet I can. I got Baby back in mint condition after she got hit by a semi, and after she got flipped by... a... tornado. [A tornado of demons.] If you really wanna screw up your car just so you can pay me to fix it, then go right ahead.

[ironfail]

[He laughs. A tornado of demons sounds like something out of a shitty horror film.] If I find the extra cash, that challenge is totally accepted. How much do you charge?

[likemichael]

Chargin' what people can afford, right now. I got set rates on some stuff, and I'm not about to offer handouts unless I'm feeling generous.

[ironfail]

But you'd give me a discount because you like me so much, right? [Grinning, he winks at Dean flirtatiously. No, this will never get old, why do you ask.]

[likemichael]

Man, I'd charge you more on the principle that you're a jerk, just like I am. [He grins a bit, shrugging.]

[ironfail]

But don't us jerks have to stick together?

[likemichael]

That, or screw each other because we're jerks. How about if the situation ever comes up we come to an arrangement then?

[ironfail]

Hmm, deal. We can do it on a case by case basis.

[likemichael]

Yeah, like if you piss me off, I'll up the price. If you make it worth my while, I'll lower it.

[ironfail]

[He chuckles.] I'll make a real businessman of you yet.

[likemichael]

Oh, yeah? That I'd like to see.

[ironfail]

You just need to start exporting all your company's jobs to China and sleep with a bunch of prostitutes and you're all set.

[likemichael]

Well, if we ever get back home, I'll be sure to export all the jobs to China. As for prostitutes, I don't need to pay. [He shrugs with a smug look. He might have actually been paid years ago, but he's not so into the sleeping around thing anymore.]

[ironfail]

They feel so bad for you they do you favors for free? [He laughs, grinning again.]