001 ♫ Video to all ♫ Steal Jaws, you get a taser to the balls

[ipod_less]

[The phone switches on to show the smiling face of one Darcy Lewis, university student and cupcake baker extraordinaire.] So, I don't know if any of you know yet, but there is a great shop that carries a ton of movies and music. Reminds me of Best Buy from back home, but, you know, smaller and no refrigerators or televisions.

[Darcy movies the

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[ipod_less]

Yeah. I got a taser. It's something that you use to mildly electrocute someone to stop them from doing any sort of crime.

[ipod_less]

No, that's what it's called. The device is called a 'taser', and it 'tases' people.

[ipod_less]

Can't call it an electrocutor. Come on, dude.

[ipod_less]

Because it's a taser. You don't call a gun a bullet-thrower. You call it a gun.

[ipod_less]

See? See! That's exactly why we call it a taser. :)

[ipod_less]

You stubborn thing. lol How've you been?

[ipod_less]

It's a good flaw. No worries. Have you thought about what kind of job you want yet?

[ipod_less]

Sorry, babe. This is gonna be like a disney flick. You gotta get your hands dirty with us Midgardians if you want to, yanno, eat.