ғɪʀsᴛ sᴇʀᴠɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴘᴜᴅᴅɪɴɢ
[ It was one thing spending the majority of the day sitting around with Panty, listening to her relentless rambling on some stupid idea involving a basketball and a pipe to get back to Heaven. During said day she had been deprived of all of her sugary sweets because Garterbelt refused to let anyone into the kitchen. All day he had been in there cooking for reasons that neither sister knew what for. But Stocking didn't give a damn and only wanted her precious pudding that she knew was tucked away safely in the fridge. This was nothing more than a memory now.
Now the angel was positively livid as she stomped out of the care facility she had found herself in. In one hand was Honekoneko and the other the communicator she had been given. It was on the verge of breaking though given how tightly she was gripping it.
Just minutes earlier Stocking woke up in this new place when all she had done was closed her eyes and wave away Panty's nonsense. When she opened them again she was suddenly in a bed in a white room with neither Panty or Chuck in sight. And to top it all off when she tried to wield Stripes I to threaten one of the doctors it was nothing more than a useless stocking.
So between all this, Citizens of Mandalus, fair warning. There is one very unpleasant angel glaring into the camera as it records, her teeth clenched for two seconds before snapping. ]
What kind of fucking place is this?! Sons of bitches going on about some fucking war or some bullshit like that-- Who gives a crap? I've got enough problems back home already and I don't need some assholes telling me what I need to do for them!
[ The scowl on her face looks as if it's going to become permanent at this rate. Her left eyebrow is twitching as rants on and she's certainly not letting up either. ]
Which one of you dickheads do I need to hunt down in order to get back home? You think that just because I'm an angel I'm gonna go solve your problems because you're too stupid to take care of it yourself? You can just fuck off and deal with it yourself, especially if you're going to take away Stripes!
[ And just for good measure she can be seen flipping off the camera. The obvious combination of having Stripes no longer working and severe lack of chocolate in her system as made her on par with Panty's temperament. ]
Now the angel was positively livid as she stomped out of the care facility she had found herself in. In one hand was Honekoneko and the other the communicator she had been given. It was on the verge of breaking though given how tightly she was gripping it.
Just minutes earlier Stocking woke up in this new place when all she had done was closed her eyes and wave away Panty's nonsense. When she opened them again she was suddenly in a bed in a white room with neither Panty or Chuck in sight. And to top it all off when she tried to wield Stripes I to threaten one of the doctors it was nothing more than a useless stocking.
So between all this, Citizens of Mandalus, fair warning. There is one very unpleasant angel glaring into the camera as it records, her teeth clenched for two seconds before snapping. ]
What kind of fucking place is this?! Sons of bitches going on about some fucking war or some bullshit like that-- Who gives a crap? I've got enough problems back home already and I don't need some assholes telling me what I need to do for them!
[ The scowl on her face looks as if it's going to become permanent at this rate. Her left eyebrow is twitching as rants on and she's certainly not letting up either. ]
Which one of you dickheads do I need to hunt down in order to get back home? You think that just because I'm an angel I'm gonna go solve your problems because you're too stupid to take care of it yourself? You can just fuck off and deal with it yourself, especially if you're going to take away Stripes!
[ And just for good measure she can be seen flipping off the camera. The obvious combination of having Stripes no longer working and severe lack of chocolate in her system as made her on par with Panty's temperament. ]