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Rules to live by to have a more interesting life! You guys would love this! xxx
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your waste-paper bin on your desk and label it "in".
5. Put decaff in the coffee machine for three weeks. Once
everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your cheques, write "for sexual favours."
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
17. When money comes out of the ATM, scream " won!, I won! ...3rd time this week!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the downturn in the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. Weep hysterically, when asked why, simply state, "Pizza."
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all the rest were taken from urban_gypsy who i found on random... thank you even though she'll never read this, she made me smile today.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your waste-paper bin on your desk and label it "in".
5. Put decaff in the coffee machine for three weeks. Once
everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your cheques, write "for sexual favours."
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
17. When money comes out of the ATM, scream " won!, I won! ...3rd time this week!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the downturn in the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. Weep hysterically, when asked why, simply state, "Pizza."
masterninja.com
all the rest were taken from urban_gypsy who i found on random... thank you even though she'll never read this, she made me smile today.