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"Today we salute you: Mr. Constant Collar Popper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essecence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one... in your man purse."
Omg why am I up so early? I fucking hate school. I fucking hate it. Sure it stimulates my brain or whatever, but when class is this early in the morning---its only working at half speed anyway. SO WHATS THE POINT? It makes me so angry it just makes me want to kick someone in the forehead---prehaps--UUUUUU!!!!
I actually have alot of stuff to do today, I hope I have enough gas to last all day cuz im not filling up--have u seen prices? its like the great rape of the american people. oh well, at least we're not europe-theyve been taking it up the ass for years. 6 dollars per gallon, oh hell no. Id have to put these fine legs to work. You'd see me walking across the matthews bridge. Down arlington expressway. Along Dunn Avenue. Then u'd hear about me getting arrested for j-walking and u'd all be like dang, why is stuff always happening to amanda? Well i'll tell u why! I do it for all of your entertainment purposes. Believe it or not, I DONT like getting into car accidents--who fucking knew! I know u must have thought I thought they were "hip"
Can u believe college is two weeks away? We're going to fucking college, FUCK YEAH! lol ::runs down line and high fives everyone:: lol its Big Manda bitches!!
Omg why am I up so early? I fucking hate school. I fucking hate it. Sure it stimulates my brain or whatever, but when class is this early in the morning---its only working at half speed anyway. SO WHATS THE POINT? It makes me so angry it just makes me want to kick someone in the forehead---prehaps--UUUUUU!!!!
I actually have alot of stuff to do today, I hope I have enough gas to last all day cuz im not filling up--have u seen prices? its like the great rape of the american people. oh well, at least we're not europe-theyve been taking it up the ass for years. 6 dollars per gallon, oh hell no. Id have to put these fine legs to work. You'd see me walking across the matthews bridge. Down arlington expressway. Along Dunn Avenue. Then u'd hear about me getting arrested for j-walking and u'd all be like dang, why is stuff always happening to amanda? Well i'll tell u why! I do it for all of your entertainment purposes. Believe it or not, I DONT like getting into car accidents--who fucking knew! I know u must have thought I thought they were "hip"
Can u believe college is two weeks away? We're going to fucking college, FUCK YEAH! lol ::runs down line and high fives everyone:: lol its Big Manda bitches!!