So this skeleton walks into a bar...

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Well I went to Health Services on monday. I had a doctor there who I'd never had before. I didn't care for her at all. First I told her I wanted to switch off The Ring because it was wrecking havoc on my libido. She then proceeded to tell me that "men and women are different...and most women don't really have a libido." I was like, "You're kidding, right?" I told her there was a definite difference in my sexual appetite before and after going on the ring. So then she told me that my loss of libido was actually due to "problems in the relationship." Um, no. It's due to the sudden influx of hormones in my poor confused body. So I told her I wanted to try The Patch. She recommended I not go on the patch but instead use a diaphragm. I didn't even know they made those anymore. Why would I pick a method of birth control that's only 80% effective when they are tons out there that are 100% effective? She didn't give me any information on other things that I had questions about either. Next time I'll request my usual lady.

So I found out today that Clay's dad is dying. He has two months to live. I don't know whether or not I'll go out there for the funeral. I want to call Clay...but what do you say? "Hi, I'm sorry your dad is dying?"

Adam and I are going to Hawaii for springbreak. It should be nice...I've never been anywhere like that before. I'm also going to go to Tennessee for Easter. I'm a travelin' fool.

Soon.