if and only if

[manda_madd]

If I were a month, I would be October
If I were a day, I would be Thursday
If I were a time of the day, I would be 11pm
If I were a planet, i would be Venus
If I were a sea animal, i would be an otter
If I were a direction, i would be South
If I were a peice of furniture, i would be a loveseat
If I were a sin, i would be wrath
If I were a historical figure, i would be Madison Monroe
If I were a liquid, i would be blood
If I were a tree, i would be an apple tree
If I were a flower/plant i would be a Rose
If I were a kind of weather, i would be breezy
If I were a musical instrument, i would be a fiddle
If I were an animal, i would be a panther
If I were a color, i would be red
If I were a vegetable, i would be a radish
If I were a sound, i would be ::crack::
If I were an element, i would be argon
If I were a car, i would be a 1967 shelby gt mustang
If I were a song, i would be Something Vague::Bright Eyes
If I were a movie, i would be directed by Tim Burton
If I were a book, i'd be written by Alexandre Dumas
If I were a food, i would be chickennnnnn
If I were a place, i would be a Greenland
If I were a material, i would be microfleece
If I were a taste, i would be spicy
If I were a scent, i would be powdery
If I were an object, i would be a candle
If I were a body part, i would be a hand
If I were a facial expression, i would be a smirk
If I were a cartoon character, i would be meatwad
If I were a shape, i would be a triangle
If I were a number, i would be 1,313
If I were an emotion, i would be drained