Dec 08, 2005 16:39
1. joo
Internet slang for the word "you." Most often used by 1337 computer freaks and/or white, male, black wanna-be's.
2. Joo
Alternate spelling of Jew- Derived from Cartman on "South Park"
"Someone here is a J-O-O!"
Kyle is a Joo.
3. Joo
Name of the popular pornstar with massive nipples. Capable of lactating at will.
When I squeeze my nipples just a tad, milk squirts out.
The Joo owns you.
Elfshopper.
4. joo
Internet slang term for you, seen commonly in Counter-Strike.
Joo next, biatch!
5. joo
Internet slang the word "you" or "your" (possessive)
Headstrong owns joo kids.
6. Joo
Also used as "you", commonly mispronounced by Cubans.
"What joo talkin' 'bout, mang?"
7. joo
a word that 1337 (leet or elite) pro's use, leik me, in online gaming. Falls into catergory of 1337 $p33c|-| (or Leet Speech). subsitutes for the word 'you' like, 'you fucking newb = *joo* fucking newb, except it would really be, 'joo f|_|(kE|\| n00B3rz!!1'
Okéi all joo n00berz, lîzten up. Fïrst öFf... Im teh Über pr0 pwnzér & knö Qüeztions a$ked, o0kay?? I pwnerêd all nöuberz fRom all lÄnd$ like Spiane---ïë.. and teh ßûlgariananic tRïbez and shiîz sô DÖNT ße mes2ën or joö'll hÄve knö heÄd ßïÄTÇH!!!11 Ökïe, seçondly ofF, dïs çlan- ïs alsö téh pwnzör l337 clan, an'd öur main spécïaltylizér is pwnzing n00bs leik joo. Okéii, and 4öuRth ÖFf, ïf, in âny such wây, jôo ïnzultz üs, joo will hÄvé t0 bé hëad-shoTtÉd ând will cO/\/\e homë fRöm schKöôl an"d Fïnd joÜ hâve n0 housë and only a pilë of n0üb ÄshEz. s0 FÜÇ|< 0Ff Joü FûKëm NoößS!
8. joo
A conniving Israelite.
What's with the late pay? Damn that joo Squintz.
9. joo
a more derogatory form of jew, used when trying to make a jew seem worse than it is, see jew and this is worse
dan is such a stupid joo
10. joo
One of God's better jokes. In some Chinese languages, transliterated words for 'pork' or 'pig' is 'joo' or 'ju'. Of course in New York and Israel there's a homonym, for a person of a belief that doesn't (or claims they don't) eat 'joo', they are also known as jew.
Beef Niu ro Knee-oh - row
Chicken Ji ro Jee - row
Pork Zhu ro Joo - row
11. joo
Used in place of the word you, when speaking to close friends. May be used with both jewish and non-jewish friends.
What are joo doing today?
12. joo
Alteration of the name Judy
I was with my beloved Joo last night...it was so romantic
13. joo
A person of jewish origin
"Hey, joo."
"Look at that joo over there."
14. joo
a dirty insult for a jewish or pissy person. as many o's as are necessary can be added.
ex. joo
ex. jooooooooooooooo...
kevin koplan is an uber-joo.
15. Joo
another word for jew
why are you such a joo
16. joo
Better than 'j00' because it looks like a brand of jelly candy
Lets all eat some joos!