1. You always keep me from being too crazy. I'll always say something weird and then.... aww heck why dont i just act it out in a small skit:
STUPIDITY IS SILENCED a short skit based on true life by Riley Sheehan
(EXPOSITION: ZACH AND RILEY, HIS FRIEND, ARE HANGING OUT AT A PLACE. RILEY IS TALKING TO ZACH)
ZACH: So that's what I did over the weekend, just hung out and talked to people. And you? RILEY: Oh, nothing much, NTM, you know. It's like a (voice trails off) million bunnies on horseback going to a cotton candy factory... oo fa... ZACH: Oo fa? RILEY: Shut up, Zach, I'm just being me! ZACH: Fine then!
(SCENE)
So there you go. If this doesn't ring a bell, think of the many time we've been singing ocapella Relient K and a big drum fill will come up and I'll go like digga digga digga digga BOOCHA! Or some sort of weird instrument simulation noise and you'll repeat it as a question. (ZACH: Boocha?) Ah, i love you like a brother, man. Good times. Oh crap I'm supposed to just put seven points and I've written my life story. Point Two, here we come!! 2. Anything by Relient K, because that is what we breathe. And a litle oxygen. Maybe some nitrogen, seeing how that makes up most of the air. Maybe some fumes. AHH I'm changing the subject. 3. Something light-colored so we could make funny faces at eachother as we battle. 4. WHERE DO I BEGIN???? I could say: "arg wu sentafinticate nar dunderford bida menti kosticated interserd thorphilliate stinded yilla billa zay wentora yate paravillintiniay paravillintiniay" And you would understand and get it, or I could say: "It's cold outside so get your jacket on", or "he's mugging me" or "thirsty for Horst tea" or "The Berlin Wall...." even "Evil Bob from the PAD!!!!" There are a MILLION!!! 5. Honestly, i dont know! But it was when KidZone was in the jamroom (as of around 2002/2003 labelled CD249 and expanded,) and we would sit around a table playing Legos with people such as Andrew Roberts and Andrew would be building with us and he would say: "The Berline Wall was...." And we would all scream and laugh. I'm giggling right now :D 6. A bird because they're colorful, creative, expressive, and have pretty cool beaks. FINE, maybe you don't have a beak. Whatever. ;) 7. WHEN DID I MEET YOU??? I dont know.... gosh... lol
MAN this was the longest one. It's because you be like a bestest friend And cool. Yeah.
STUPIDITY IS SILENCED
a short skit based on true life
by Riley Sheehan
(EXPOSITION: ZACH AND RILEY, HIS FRIEND, ARE HANGING OUT AT A PLACE. RILEY IS TALKING TO ZACH)
ZACH: So that's what I did over the weekend, just hung out and talked to people. And you?
RILEY: Oh, nothing much, NTM, you know. It's like a (voice trails off) million bunnies on horseback going to a cotton candy factory... oo fa...
ZACH: Oo fa?
RILEY: Shut up, Zach, I'm just being me!
ZACH: Fine then!
(SCENE)
So there you go. If this doesn't ring a bell, think of the many time we've been singing ocapella Relient K and a big drum fill will come up and I'll go like digga digga digga digga BOOCHA! Or some sort of weird instrument simulation noise and you'll repeat it as a question. (ZACH: Boocha?) Ah, i love you like a brother, man. Good times. Oh crap I'm supposed to just put seven points and I've written my life story. Point Two, here we come!!
2. Anything by Relient K, because that is what we breathe. And a litle oxygen. Maybe some nitrogen, seeing how that makes up most of the air. Maybe some fumes. AHH I'm changing the subject.
3. Something light-colored so we could make funny faces at eachother as we battle.
4. WHERE DO I BEGIN???? I could say: "arg wu sentafinticate nar dunderford
bida menti kosticated interserd
thorphilliate stinded yilla billa zay
wentora yate paravillintiniay
paravillintiniay" And you would understand and get it, or I could say: "It's cold outside so get your jacket on", or "he's mugging me" or "thirsty for Horst tea" or "The Berlin Wall...." even "Evil Bob from the PAD!!!!" There are a MILLION!!!
5. Honestly, i dont know! But it was when KidZone was in the jamroom (as of around 2002/2003 labelled CD249 and expanded,) and we would sit around a table playing Legos with people such as Andrew Roberts and Andrew would be building with us and he would say: "The Berline Wall was...." And we would all scream and laugh. I'm giggling right now :D
6. A bird because they're colorful, creative, expressive, and have pretty cool beaks. FINE, maybe you don't have a beak. Whatever. ;)
7. WHEN DID I MEET YOU??? I dont know.... gosh... lol
MAN this was the longest one.
It's because you be like a bestest friend
And cool.
Yeah.
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mostly nitrogen, 79% of air in fact,
20.9% oxygen,
and 1.1% other gases such as argon and water vapour.
oo fa, boocha.
-riley-
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