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Feb 13, 2009 18:48

Valentines Day, it's another day where the singles like myself are able to sit alone and loathes about ourselves. it is the time where we take a knife and ponder if life is really worth living.
So why does this day exist and why do many people celebrate it? Well, here's my top five reasons for why women love Valentines Day.

Reason 1: They Deserve It
For guys, spending valentines day alone isn't a big deal.. sitting back and playing games or watching sports. But, for girls spending a valentines day alone can really suck hard because restaurants, movie theaters, and any coupled up places are off-limits and seeing their friends with their boyfriends or getting engaged. So, whenever valentines day rolls by... a woman with a guy in her life is going to celebrate.

Reason 2: Old Feelings
It's those old early feelings of falling in love.. let me explain, Remember the first time you met your boyfriend and how much the two of you were in love. It's a special day to bring back those old feelings again and remind you on why you fell in love with each other.

Reason 3: it's a competition
Women are competitive.. at least against each other. They are competitive about EVERYTHING! Their wardrobe, jobs, bodies, and especially their men...and they REAALLY want to win. Even if women have been doing well every other time of the year, on Feb 14th is the time of the year when they will be bragging for days. Guys send flowers to their work place? They will display it to their co-workers.

Reason 4: Valentines Day turns women on
All those romantic gestures and mushiness makes them want to cuddle and fuck like two animals behind a bush. So, everything that comes before the fore play and like Cupid inspire some rough sex in the bedroom.

Reason 5: This is the last reason!
BECAUSE A MAN LOVES A WOMAN
Really, the title explains itself. Anyways, those are the top five reasons for why women love Valentines Day. I bid you good night..

I resume to spend another valentines day as a single male.....
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