TV Recap: Everyone's got a life that no one else knows about.
Pretty Little Liars (s01ep12): Salt Meets Wound *** Not sure why I only ever saw the first three episodes last summer. But now I'm back thanks to a day of packing in front of the telly watching a marathon of guilty pleasure tv.
This week poor Hanna is out of the hospital, but stuck in a wheelchair with 'A' still out there. Creeepy. Meanwhile, Emily has Maya over for dinner with her parents. Aria has problems with Noel about Ezra. And Spencer, well, who cares about her with Alex. Oh, and PLL is now bringing the drama home to SC. Yowza.
Pretty Little Liars (s01ep12): Salt Meets Wound
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Hanna: Sean, everyone's got a life that no one else knows about. I mean, who is Noel when he's not with you?
That is a very good question, Hanna. I'll tell you. Noel is a creepy, manipulative bastard who is trying to con poor Ezra into giving him an A. Then, he'll lie about it to Aria and tell her he merely suggested to Mr. Fitz Ezra that he deserved an A. I hope Aria doesn't believe his crap and drops him off at the nearest middle of nowhere. I've had enough of him already. I don't think he is 'A' or doesn't have anything to do with 'A', but he's overstayed his welcome. Please, return me to happy Ezra/Aria land. I know he's her teacher and all, but they're the only couple I actually like on this show. They're so cute. But please Aria, stop being so obvious on school grounds. Next time it may not be the blind girl, who I don't really is completely blind, who catches you.
Spencer: Do you know what happens when you put four lobsters in a tank and cut off their food supply?
Aria: They start to eat each other...
That's for sure. The girls don't know who to suspect, and neither do I. First Spencer is all over Noel as 'A', and then at the end a clue of seeing her sister's husband Ian with a sticker for Hilton Head that Allison went to before her death changes her thoughts quickly. That's more like it. I think Ian is a better place to start looking. Creepy that he now married her sister, he was also with Allison back when. This is all going to mess up her sister's life, naturally. I'm still not sure about either, btw.
Emily: And I'm glad you're okay with it.
Mom: The whole thing makes me sick. Sick to my stomach."
Poor, Emily. You thought your mom was ok with you dating a girl just because she didn't say anything while Maya was there. At least she had the tact to wait, I guess? And now your lone supporter your dad is deployed again, this could get ugly with mom. I love that this story is so realistic, it's been very interesting to watch her mother unable to come to grips with the whole thing.
A: Like mommy, like daughter, can you run from the law on those legs?
Hanna, perhaps if you're having a bunch of people over you should try and hide that money your mother has laying about in the kitchen cabinet? I'll forgive you though since you're just a teenager and have a lot on your plate. I'm not sure how much more I can take of someone skulking in the shadows that turns out to be someone's mother, etc. I can take. Please, to be making with actually creepiness soon? Like 'A' signing Hanna's cast last week. Now that's creepy.