Jul 19, 2011 20:01
I think, now that I look back at it... my life was already more like a romance novel than it needed to be. Really. I can handle my family breaking in without warning, but thieves? Dressed as pirates? Given the degree of their dental health, they were fairly convincing to be honest..
Fabio takes care of them easily enough, but when I went to assist him by slamming a frying pan over one of them I found myself inexplicably light headed and... and swooning. Like so many helpless heroines.
He won't stop spouting these terribly cliche lines at me either. Every time he does, I find myself responding likewise.
Then we- he- Until dawn. I'm falling asleep at my desk at work and dievs, my everything back is so sore. I don't even have the energy to worry about Ivan what the hell is he doing on that computer all day?
I'm going to try to shake him later tonight. My body can't take anymore of this.