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Jul 05, 2005 19:53

*Sets off to find Anaire to see if she can flog a death-buggy 2000 to her.*

*Hopes these stories she's heard about Vanyar being pansies aren't true and that she'll take to the idea as well as the Feanorians did.*

*Runs over her sales pitch in her head*

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golfins_missus July 5 2005, 20:22:10 UTC

*is sitting in a chair on the lawn at Turco and Fin's*

man_heart July 5 2005, 20:45:22 UTC

*ambles over with a massive grin on her face*

Ahoy there! Anaire? Yes?

golfins_missus July 5 2005, 20:47:11 UTC

*looks warily at you*

Yes? Can I help you?

man_heart July 5 2005, 20:49:05 UTC

The name's Emeldir. I hear you're expecting so I have a business proposition for you!

*Has no idea how odd that sounds*

golfins_missus July 5 2005, 20:54:05 UTC

*narrows her eyes*

Did my soon to be EX husband send you? >:\

man_heart July 5 2005, 20:55:56 UTC

No! Well, not exactly. He just said you would be the sensible person to talk to about...this. It's just I have a product you might be interested in seeing as you're an expectant mother...Dangerous times...kid's safety...product...

Is this a bad time? :S

golfins_missus July 5 2005, 21:02:56 UTC

Kid's safety, you say?

What the HELL is Fingolfin up to NOW?

*shrugs*

As far as Fingolfin's concerned, it's usually a bad time or about to be a bad time..

man_heart July 5 2005, 21:08:42 UTC

But this isn't Fingolfin's idea, it's mine. See, I talked to him about it and then he said I should talk to you seeing as your the pregnant one and no longer living with him and all...

golfins_missus July 5 2005, 21:11:33 UTC

*sighs*

I see.

Right. Well. What are you selling?

man_heart July 5 2005, 22:19:03 UTC

A death-buggy 2000! The ultimate accessory for the busy mother in the midst of a spider/orc/dragon/balrog-infested not-so-Blessed Realm. :D

golfins_missus July 5 2005, 22:21:25 UTC

. . .

Run that by me again?

man_heart July 5 2005, 22:25:26 UTC

It's a pram or pushchair with a built-in defence system in case of attack. It gives you peace of mind with the knowledge that anyone who tries to lay a hand on your issue will lose said hand in the process. :D

golfins_missus July 5 2005, 22:27:28 UTC

*mulls this over for a minute*

So... if, say, certain arrogant bastards who're after full custody despite the fact they'd probably wind up using the infant as a football try to kidnap it then he'd lose a limb?

Hmmm... tell me more.

man_heart July 5 2005, 22:31:16 UTC

*bites her lip*

Well...in theory I guess that's what would happen yes. :S In theory.

golfins_missus July 5 2005, 22:32:13 UTC

Well. That's definitely a good thing. >:)

man_heart July 6 2005, 12:35:27 UTC

Well I say in theory, because I truly don't think it would happen in practise because...Ihonestlydon'tthinkhe'dtry it.

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