Comments | man_genius: 19. Calm in the face of danger

man_genius

19. Calm in the face of danger

Sep 10, 2011 16:30

[Forward dating to 9/23, cause no one else had done it yet. Of course this happens before the coded messages.]

EXPLOSION!

Big, huge, giant explosion!

Outside. Medical. Wellspring--Guards! Watchmen!

Please tell me someone is awake and reading the journal right now cause someone should figure out what caused that, cause it's huge and its on FIRE ( Read more... )

not at all heroic, panic! at the medical, sound the alarms, oniiiiiisaaaannn!, i am a man, only communicates in capslock

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pompous_today September 11 2011, 00:12:27 UTC

thank you for stating the obvious

man_genius September 11 2011, 00:18:18 UTC

Hey Fancy Vests, how many freak'n fake explosions did we get last month?! People need to know this is real!

pompous_today September 11 2011, 00:27:31 UTC

touche

i hope someone gets here soon

man_genius September 11 2011, 00:37:12 UTC

I vote...we go hide in the closet till its over.

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live_ringer September 11 2011, 02:23:34 UTC

[The handwriting is sloppy and erratic, since someone was just woken up by the noise of the aformentioned explosion.]

Damn it. I saw the fire from over the branches and was hoping it wasn't where I thought it was.

How close is it to the clinic? More importantly, is everyone all right?

man_genius September 11 2011, 04:47:31 UTC

Everyone that was inside here is fine, someone said the smoke is coming from the Woods, maybe even near the spa. 'Gonna prepare for casualties or maybe just hide under my desk.

live_ringer September 12 2011, 01:13:52 UTC

If it wasn't for those roars you mentioned I'd suggest evacuating while the fire's still distant. As is, sounds like you've got the right idea. Just make sure you've got a clear shot at any of the exits if things get bad worse, okay?

spandexisyouth September 11 2011, 02:41:35 UTC

We are on our way. There is a fire on Wellspring? Are you sure it is something roaring or the fire?

man_genius September 11 2011, 04:48:37 UTC

Sounded like an explosion, can see smoke and there is something out there is that so not fire! Fire does not roar like a drunken Godzilla! Will you please make with the ninja moves now!

spandexisyouth September 11 2011, 05:51:57 UTC

I am on my way, "making with ninja moves." Be calm. You will have backup soon, I promise.

man_genius September 11 2011, 06:39:18 UTC

Stay safe.

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desertshadows September 11 2011, 03:09:48 UTC

Should know better than to set them.

I'll do my best.

man_genius September 11 2011, 04:49:51 UTC

Well I know better, you'll have to take that up with whoever decided to set off explosions in the dead of night!

desertshadows September 12 2011, 09:16:45 UTC

That's the plan.

grab_my_bells September 11 2011, 04:12:43 UTC

Why do you always need to be rescued.

...then why are you arguing? /facepalm man_genius September 11 2011, 04:52:04 UTC

Excuse me, your boyfriend gets into far more trouble, not to mention Fred and Lyle when they disappear for months on end, and WILL YOU JUST GET OUT HERE ALREADY I'M TOTALLY TOO BUSY TO ARGUE!

because he can. and because it's what he does? grab_my_bells September 11 2011, 04:57:01 UTC

Running around like a headless chicken is 'too busy' these days? I thought that was just another day for you, and you still manage to get in arguing then.

And I give the others a hard time for it, too. Just ask Fred, if you live through this.

Don't you have a fire extinguisher on hand to fend off small fires in the meantime?

Re: because he can. and because it's what he does? man_genius September 11 2011, 05:28:36 UTC

HEY! This chicken just got the word out! That's practical and I don't see you doing anything like you know, RESCUING US!

IF?! DON'T YOU IF ME, YOU JINX! IF I DIE TONIGHT I'M GONNA HAUNT THE POO OUT OF YOU!

Oh sure I just keep that in my other pants. Do I look like a firefighter?!

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