13. PS the cake is a lie
Hey Bell! Gene! You guys around?
Wakey wakey, eggs and bacey! Guess what time it is? It's Unbirthday time! You know what Unbirthdays mean? GiftsGuess who's amazing and managed to make the BEST GIFT EVER? Your pal Genius. Srs, it's A-MAZ-ING. Frankly I'm jealous that I don't have myself as a friend cause this is AWESOME! In fact if you guys don' ( Read more... )
Wakey wakey, eggs and bacey! Guess what time it is? It's Unbirthday time! You know what Unbirthdays mean? GiftsGuess who's amazing and managed to make the BEST GIFT EVER? Your pal Genius. Srs, it's A-MAZ-ING. Frankly I'm jealous that I don't have myself as a friend cause this is AWESOME! In fact if you guys don' ( Read more... )
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okay
why unbirthday instead of just unbirthday?
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[instead of just, you know, remembering all the emtions and pain that went with an event. much easier to just remember an image]
Because Fred said she wasn't sure if being trapped here for a year was something to celebrate. I think it should be marked by something, even if it's just a few gifts and a cake. It's not their real birthday, it's silly to think of an adult as being born but...it's important. IDK.
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oh. makes sense. fred is like glass.
rebirth happens a lot. phoenix and black stars, living kuanyin. baptism. it happens, they believe it, it happens.
we're just fruit.
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She's see through?
Well yeah but--it's important for someone to acknowledge you! Be happy that you are alive. Just one day out of the year, ya know? It's not important that you're a year older, it's important that someone cares that you're a year older.
[ISSUES. TOPHER HAS THEM. Ironically just like Jack LOL I fail]
Ah, I'm pretty sure I'm straight. Ish. Mostly. I do not like Bell.
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no. solid. quiet and solid, like water, still water that never moves, never gurgles. I can only hear her speak.
yes it's important. people care, you care, people care about you, it's a möbius strip.
not that kind of fruit, man-friend. [ You are so being teased, can't you tell. ] we grow on trees.
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[tooo meeeeee]
You--can't hear Fred's thoughts? For realsies? Maybe its because she's--
[wait oops]
You know...two hearted
It's infinity. That's cheesy but cheese is good in small doses. And with wine.
OH. Well be a bit more specific, Star friend. ...We're more like bugs than fruit.
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oh oh. it's not bad i just keep forgetting until i talk to her again.
cheese can be smelly.
i guess. don't want to be a bug, they go squish.
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[swoon!]
I'm making a mental note of this, just so you know.
[ah his second favorite past time. dissecting Fred]
Or delicious! It's good melted on toasted bread.
Fruit goes squish too. Also the whole 'fruit of knowledge' mythos makes me feel like I'm trapped in a bible, not a demented snow globe of doom.
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[ Mission success! ]
better you than me?
even the smelly kind? ew.
but it's sweet and full of sugars.
the bible requires heavy editing.
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[God you are so making his day! Too bad that will be ruined by tomorrow]
I will be the note taker in this ...thing.
[oops]
Well maybe not the smelly kind.
Fruit or the Sphere?
It doesn't if you place it in the correct social-historical context. And you know, not take it literally.
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lots of notes, you're good at it.
okay. do you like wine?
...fruit. is the sphere sweet? it's full of all sorts of things.
i don't know the correct context, just that the physics is wrong.
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I try.
Wine? Ah...not really. It's not sweet enough. [God you baby]
The sphere has sweet people in it. [awwwwwww]
I think incorrect physics is just the tip of the iceberg of wrongness when it comes to the bible. I mean I'm not particularly a fan of the parts that call for women to be stoned or gay men to be damned.
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you do.
what is sweet enough? don't say juice.
yes.
no pork! don't cut your hair either.
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Some types of fruit ale are alright.
Yup.
Yeah that's a waste of time. I love bacon. Also what's up with the whole 'unleavened bread' thing? I never understood what God had against yeast.
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