08: If you give a genius a tribble, he'll want to keep them all

[man_genius]

[ooc:Strikes are still readable if you squint]

Ah Derrick?

About our pet rule...

You know how much I hate dogs

...It followed me home I swear

Admit it, they're less trouble than BOSS and that was YOUR IDEA

I promise I'll feed them all and figure out a way to fix them I swear, I think they're bad news but I still want to keep them so, please

Comments

[live_ringer]

If you're that much of a fan, care to take my share?

[Sorry, Derrick.]

genius is disappoint

[man_genius]

What do you have against furry cooing things, name-twin?

They are ttly cramping Gene's style, man.

[live_ringer]

It's nothing personal. But my place is hardly big enough for me. You don't want me squashing the little hairballs every two steps, do you?

He just needs to let them coo in his ears and then he'll be tranq'd into accepting them

[man_genius]

At the rate they're reproducing, you may not have a choice.

One of uuus, one of uuuuus.

[live_ringer]

That IS a rather odd little quirk of theirs, isn't it? Any ideas from the resident science whiz on why that might be?

bwahaha

[man_genius]

I'm guessing asexual reproduction because honestly I had one to start off with and then suddenly there were five! Then those five became five and there was just a few hours not a chance that they could have reproduced the normal way. So in other words, unless someone can figure out how to stop them...

[live_ringer]

So, what, now is their mating season? Because it can't go on forever... can it?

[man_genius]

Well logically no, they'd eventually run out of food, water or space. But when you think about it, that's not good for us either.

[live_ringer]

Right.

If it gets to that point, I may ask the kabob vendors what their thoughts are on Tribble-on-a-stick.

[man_genius]

Don't tell me about that! I'll figure something out before we resort to eating them.

[live_ringer]

I'll keep an eye out for your solution, then.