02: OMGWTFPANCAKES!!!
WTF? Did the memory loss deal also come with pre-packaged auditory and visual hallucinations or did a crappy banana peel puppet really just sit on my head and offer me pancakes?! Man is this conspiracy run by retarded five year olds or what?
...tbh at least I have pancakes now and not sucky rations. I would kill for some potato chips right about now.
Also Derrick said something about getting a job? How does one go about doing that without a resume and provable skill set?
...tbh at least I have pancakes now and not sucky rations. I would kill for some potato chips right about now.
Also Derrick said something about getting a job? How does one go about doing that without a resume and provable skill set?