This was gross

[man_bites_dog]

My parents went on vacation for the summer and they asked me to watch over their house while they were gone. Mom was flying in last night so I figured I'd go spruce the place up a bit before she came home. Now I'd be going to the house a few days a week to make sure everything was fine and as far as I knew it was, up until yesterday evening when I

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[djhiem]

That's the best roach story ever. I'm gonna send this to my girlfriend.

[man_bites_dog]

Does she like roaches?

[illyanadmc]

"Fortunately I had seen T2 and knew the roach would soon slow down."

awesome.

[man_bites_dog]

Haha I was pretty happy with that part.

[wednes]

How awful.

[man_bites_dog]

As bad as it was it was actually kind of cool.

[blueyeddevil]

This was one of the reasons I left Arizona. The roaches fucking own that state.

[man_bites_dog]

You lived out here?

[blueyeddevil]

Briefly. In Mesa. Back in the early to mid-Nineties. Hated it. Couldn't find a decent paying job and the summer sucked worse than the winters do up here. I'm not really into heat.

[djdyztort]

Did you have your click moment? Will you now become the Orkin Man? (I really hope you have those commercials out in Arizona, otherwise this joke sucks)

[man_bites_dog]

Haha yeah we've got those out here. Fortunatly/unfortunatly the only thing clicking in that instant was exoskeletons.