WITH OR WITHOUT YOU!!!
Disclaimer: This post is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real people, just living or miserably living is purely coincidental. :D ;)
Without Boyfriend With Boyfriend
a) Freedom smells like Chloé perfume!!!
a) Freedom smells like intense fumes that come out after an experiment with H2SO4!!! In essence it stinks!
b) By the time you conclude a long term relationship,
you will be proficiently equipped to write an inspiring
book on “what to do to impress your difficult to impress
would be in-laws.” And the book will have no more than
one line in it: “No matter what you do you’ll never get
your in-laws approval, so why bother to impress
in the first place.”
b) I’ve heard of books on “how to kill your
husband/wife/boss/girlfriend/boyfriend, et al.”
Did it ever occur to anyone that it is equally essential
to write a book on “how to kill your in-laws?”
c) Tom, Dick and Harry will hit on you!!!
Tom is married,
Dick is very old and
Harry is a looser!!!
c) When you are in a relationship everybody but your boyfriend will talk about marriage; as if he will be convicted of blasphemy if he utters the word in itself!!!
d) After a survey on- species called-men in the vicinity,
realization dawns that your love was indeed blind.
Thank you Shakespeare for making it easy for us to express!!!
d) You will be under eternal delusion that “my boyfriend is the best.”
e) Don’t remember the last time you went on a guilt trip!!!
e) Having a crush on somebody and feeling immensely guilty is human.
f) Finding a so called right guy takes precedence over
breathing enough oxygen or brushing your teeth daily or
drinking enough water; this is according to your dear family,
good friends, friendly peers and curious neighbors.
f) Boyfriend takes precedence over everything else in your life.
g) Whoever said change is the only constant! After a point in time the only constant in life will be the question “when are you getting married!!!”
g) In this case constant will remain the same i.e. the question “when are you getting married!!!” What you must take note of is the variable called boyfriend. Hence the theorem proved!!!
h) Life: Never been better!!!
h) Life: Will get better!!!
Without Boyfriend With Boyfriend
a) Freedom smells like Chloé perfume!!!
a) Freedom smells like intense fumes that come out after an experiment with H2SO4!!! In essence it stinks!
b) By the time you conclude a long term relationship,
you will be proficiently equipped to write an inspiring
book on “what to do to impress your difficult to impress
would be in-laws.” And the book will have no more than
one line in it: “No matter what you do you’ll never get
your in-laws approval, so why bother to impress
in the first place.”
b) I’ve heard of books on “how to kill your
husband/wife/boss/girlfriend/boyfriend, et al.”
Did it ever occur to anyone that it is equally essential
to write a book on “how to kill your in-laws?”
c) Tom, Dick and Harry will hit on you!!!
Tom is married,
Dick is very old and
Harry is a looser!!!
c) When you are in a relationship everybody but your boyfriend will talk about marriage; as if he will be convicted of blasphemy if he utters the word in itself!!!
d) After a survey on- species called-men in the vicinity,
realization dawns that your love was indeed blind.
Thank you Shakespeare for making it easy for us to express!!!
d) You will be under eternal delusion that “my boyfriend is the best.”
e) Don’t remember the last time you went on a guilt trip!!!
e) Having a crush on somebody and feeling immensely guilty is human.
f) Finding a so called right guy takes precedence over
breathing enough oxygen or brushing your teeth daily or
drinking enough water; this is according to your dear family,
good friends, friendly peers and curious neighbors.
f) Boyfriend takes precedence over everything else in your life.
g) Whoever said change is the only constant! After a point in time the only constant in life will be the question “when are you getting married!!!”
g) In this case constant will remain the same i.e. the question “when are you getting married!!!” What you must take note of is the variable called boyfriend. Hence the theorem proved!!!
h) Life: Never been better!!!
h) Life: Will get better!!!