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Today started as a normal day. I woke up. I did a few chores. I watched some t.v. Then my parents came home and said "lets go get a car," and off we went. I was there for about 15-30 minutes before I picked out the car I wanted. I test drove it and it drove great. then we told the sale's man we would but it. This is where I learned whot "no pressure" sales mean. we waited for like 2-3 hours before we started singing things. That pretty much proves that i wanted this car. so, yes. i now have a new car. that made my day wonderful of course. nothing could fuck it up. it doesn't matter i just committed to spending a lot of money. so i picked up joslin and we went to bad ass. hung out there for a few. got kinda bored. ate some sushi. and went to joslin's mom's house. This is where my night was ruined. Joslin and I were having a good night and not fighting. then her dad showed up. OK her dad is the biggest ass in the world. every asshole put together into one hideous beast would pale in comparison to his assholism. He actually showed up as i was leaving so i said "excuse me" as i walked past him down the stairs and the mother fucker had to say "don't piss me off Chris". it just so happens that he was actually able to resurface every bit of frustration and rage with that one sentence. i kept control though and kept walking. then the stupid fuck said "you don't want to piss me off". so i had to turn around and say "or what". he just stood there looking stupid as fuck. so i got into my car/truck/suv thing and drove off. i am very proud of myself for not kicking the fuckers ass. truthfully the only thing that kept me from kicking his ass was chef from southpark. i had just finished watching it and could remember what he said. "fudge it". and now here i am calming down still.
"WANT SOME PUSSY??"
Chris
"WANT SOME PUSSY??"
Chris