the art of freeloading (part one), sungyeol/woohyun, pg

[mammothcock]

I will be away from civilisation for the next three days, guys. Essentially, it means no internet until Friday, so I probably won't be on Twitter or wherever. Just letting you know! Anyway, back to the relevant stuff:

Written for the delightful rebreak, who requested "domesticfic! anyone/anyone really~ grocery shopping; doing the laundry; arguing over the

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[hyukstache]

does not deserve this sobs :'(

[mammothcock]

WHAT

[hyukstache]

FIRST OFF I LIKE HOW THIS IS RATED PG! PG ELYSE WHEN ALL YOUR OTHER INFINITE FICS ARE LIKE... NOT PG! lmao you! ♥

When Sunggyu grabbed him from the clothing racks during working hours, Woohyun wanted to punch him in the face. When Sunggyu told Woohyun about Sungyeol's problematic situation and then proceeded to ask Woohyun the most absurd of favours, Woohyun wanted to punch himself in the face and perhaps never proceed to wake up.
sunggyu supports wooyeol! js.

"Much as I'd love to share my living quarters with a lovely acquaintance like him," Woohyun said, "Isn't this a problem he should deal with? By himself?"

Sungyeol looked affronted. "As if I haven't been trying --"

"We are colleagues here," Sunggyu interrupted calmly, still grasping Woohyun's shoulder with a hand that had no business being on his person. "That makes us all friends, and as friends we need to help each other in times of difficulty."god, i love sunggyu. i love him for shipping wooyeol. ok. and his logic is amazing. working together = colleagues = friends sobs oh

[mammothcock]

OOPS ARE YOU BOTHERED BY THE RATINGS? I SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE COVERED THIS EARLIER..........

sunggyu's logic is flawfree!!1

INSIDE JOKES, DANA. I FORGOT TO MENTION IT IN MY A/N, BUT A LOT OF THESE CONVERSATIONS ARE INSPIRED BY, UH, YOU. naturally.

LMAO GET OFF THE FLOOR, I TOLD YOU I'M NOT READY FOR SUCH ~WORSHIP. i'm glad you enjoyed that!

because the possibilities it suggests are far too mindblowing for woohyun to comprehend

I PLAN TO IN PART 2? OR PART 3? WHEN WOOHYUN COMES TO TERMS WITH HIS ~FEELINGS, BUT NO PROMISESSSS

CLEARLY YOU AND SUNGYEOL ARE MEANT TO BE ♥♥♥

i get terrifyingly carried away whenever i write without microsoft document's word count staring me in the face. i'm so sorry for ruining your day! D: tell me, i feel bad. YOU ARE DESERVING OF E V E R Y T H I N G. although HDU MAKE CUPCAKE FIC SAD??

any comment from you is a brilliant comment! i love you.

[hyukstache]

NO LOL I WAS KIDDING AROUND I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS SURPRISING TO SEE "PG" FROM YOU LMAO! ♥♥♥

and mine is not? seriously, elyse :||

LOL I KIND OF THOUGHT SO! :DDD/ IT MAKES ME HAPPY THAT MY STUPIDITY INSPIRED GREAT WOOYEOL FIC (EVEN IF IT'S INCOMPLETE!)

♥ you're wonderful. of course i enjoyed it!

GOD BY THIS RATE IT'LL BE PART 3742893270489374 BY THE TIME WOOHYUN COMES TO TERM WITH HIS ~*FEELINGS*~

I WISH :< I LOVE SUNGYEOL SO MUCH SO MUCH WHY DO I TORTURE HIM BY LIKING WOOYEOL SOBS :'(

no. i'm not telling. :|| it'd make me feel guilty to tell you. but i definitely wasn't smiling :'(

NOT DESERVING OF A N Y T H I N G !!!!!!!! cupcake fic turned out sad itself. i'm starting over, though! i swear!

i love you back. just as much if not more! ♥ :3

[mammothcock]

I SHOULD CHANGE THIS. I USED TO WRITE PG/PG-13 ALL THE TIME I SWEAR (with reference to my miss A fics)

don't give me that face. i am very serious.

LOOK, YOU ARE SUCH A CONTRADICTION, DANA. IT MAKES ME HAPPY THAT MY STUPIDITY vs and mine is not? seriously, elyse :||, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING. DOES YOUR LOGIC MAKE SENSE OR NOT -- i'm thinking it's the latter.

OH DEAR. TIME FOR SOME MAJOR RE-ORGANISATION AND BACKSPACING

dude stop giving yourself shit about the otps you like! there is nothing wrong with liking different/rare otps

but i feel guiltier knowing i made you feel guilty about me making you feel bad

DON'T START OVER. I WOULD LOVE ANYTHING FROM YOU

♥♥♥ we seem to keep missing each other on twitter!