whadya gonna do, shoot da shwans?

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Viverz04: i adore you.
JamieM0723: I REALLY WANNA BE JEWISH.
JamieM0723: make me.
Viverz04: BE JEWISH!
JamieM0723: can i convert?
Viverz04: yes!
Viverz04: of course duh
Viverz04: have jewish babies!
JamieM0723: i need a pretty jewish boy
JamieM0723: do you have any hot cousins??
Viverz04: hahaha
JamieM0723: sine hare'l is taken
JamieM0723: hahah
JamieM0723: just kidding
Viverz04: come to israel
Viverz04: you'll have a selection
JamieM0723: I WANT TO COME TO ISRAEL
JamieM0723: land of hot hot hot men
Viverz04: yes yes yes
Viverz04: and huge penises!!!
JamieM0723: oh god stop it
JamieM0723: wait do i believe in god still?
Viverz04: do you?
Viverz04: you have to to be jewish!
JamieM0723: if i am jewish, i mean
JamieM0723: do i?
Viverz04: yep
JamieM0723: ok good
JamieM0723: i guess
JamieM0723: or something
JamieM0723: i can have a bat mitzvah!!!
JamieM0723: would you come?
Viverz04: of course
Viverz04: DUH!
Viverz04: :-)
JamieM0723: sweet
JamieM0723: i know all about the torah
Viverz04: oh do you?
JamieM0723: well, sorta.
JamieM0723: AND
JamieM0723: i know a little bit of yiddish
Viverz04: hahaha
Viverz04: i love you. did i ever tell you that?
JamieM0723: hahah
JamieM0723: i love you too my little jewish matza.
JamieM0723: see. i know the lingo.